recap
After a massive shootout, Maxwell steals the taxpayer's money and Bernie Sanders gets angry and threatens to kill him. A junior police officer is hired to find the missing money and Bernie requests that he brings it to him. However, a cop shows up smelling marijuana on Bernie. Bernie then quickly gets defensive and things go south once guns are pulled out and Bernie kills the cop and his assistant who also showed up as well. The junior police officer then finds the cash and runs away from the Bern, while Bernie orders his goons to chase him down. A plane then arrives to bomb Sanders while the junior comes back to attack. Sanders throws a grenade at the kid and shoots the plane. His grenade misses and blows up the twin towers while the plane crashes into them. Bernie then reveals his true plot to try to take over America but is confronted by Tracer. He holds the junior cop hostage and is armed with a nuclear device. He shoots the child and then detonates the bomb. He then attempts to rape 2 children but fails, then using another bomb to blow up a helicopter. The US military quickly shows up to eliminate the threat known as Bernie Sanders. Sanders quickly panics but his ancestors Colonel Sanders and his goons Johnny and Wacky quickly wake Bern up and he temporarily joins CIA acquiring many nuclear arms. He then detonates all of them, killing the military, turning into a ghost, and making the region a wasteland. Obama then sends out searches to find and eliminate Bernie but is shot by one of Sander's followers being swayed by Bernie to kill the president. Chief Beck then gains control of the US and continues the search for the criminal Bernie Sanders. Attempts are made to kill Beck but he survives. Later, the FBI finds Sanders and calls in the Ghostbusters to kill him. Bern quickly phases through a wall into a power plant and explodes it, destroying Earth. However, Beck survives and escapes to a new spaceship, and rebuilds Earth. Chaos ensues and Sanders suddenly returns to kill 2 kids beating up another kid to shoot them with no sign of Beck (since he got abducted and probed by aliens). Earth falls into anarchy as everybody fights each other and it is revealed that Bernie is Jesus Christ. A man tries to pop a cap into Jesus and Sanders detonates a bomb consuming Earth with a black hole, with everyone ending up in another universe. Gabe Newell then confronts the Bern to try to stop him and launches a missile that goes through Bernie since he is a ghost. Everyone begins shooting eachother again and God comes down, trying to tame the madness. The missile finally explodes, once again destroying Earth. The Ghostbusters return to attack Sanders but he turns invisible. Our story stops there.
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