my girlfriend almost broke up with me

[Eon]

i can't understand what the forget OP is saying can someone please translate it to English

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[McJobless]

i can't understand what the forget OP is saying can someone please translate it to English

Allow me to translate from mentally challenged:

I recently got my "girlfriend" into trouble via my school's Principal, as I directly called her out for hitting my friend. We were originally playing a game that involved tickling him, but both my "girlfriend" and another girl ramped it up and eventually started physically assaulting this poor boy. The boy likely told a teacher, and the Principal eventually called us all up; at first I thought I would be in deep stuff, but after I explained the situation and dobbed my "girlfriend" in, the Principal agreed that tickling somebody is not a problem, but that bullying them is.

I feel really bad for getting my "girlfriend" into this situation. I should have been a better "boyfriend" and kept a tight lip, but now she's in Principal's custody likely being prison gang-raped by some Year 6 student.

[$trinick]

I've read this post about a dozen times and I still don't understand it at all.

The title is "my girlfriend almost broke up with me", so I expected some kind of story of something that happened that would cause his girlfriend to break up with him. I was greeted by little more than word salad.

I'm not even entirely clear on the story, but what I think happened is that you, your girlfriend, and another girl tickled some boy? There is no antecedent to the word "him" besides "the principal," and I assume you were not all three of you attempting to tickle the principal. Regardless, I assume that means there was a boy there, then your girlfriend, another girl, and yourself. You then proceeded to effectively gangbang him with tickles, and got in trouble. I can follow that far, I think. Then you throw this mindbuster at me: "and now I don't want to do that anymore." Do what? Tickle people? Step on peoples feet? Have a girlfriend? What are you referring to?

And more to the point, how did any of this make your girlfriend want to break up with you?

[Ravencroft·]

And more to the point, how did any of this make your girlfriend want to break up with you?

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[Nickpb 3.0]

Based off of this post and old posts about his girlfriend, she sounds like she's in a really delicate mental/emotional state. Tony didn't seem to do anything worth breaking up over unless it was a buildup of small incidents over time.

This topic isn't about tony Raven rofl

[Ravencroft·]

This topic isn't about tony Raven rofl

i just noticed that, 2 tabs open and each of them have the girlfriend topics up lol

[Nickpb 3.0]

i just noticed that

Ily lol

[McJobless]

Do what? Tickle people? Step on peoples feet? Have a girlfriend? What are you referring to?

When I translated it above, I assumed he meant that he didn't want to hurt his girlfriend's feelings again by putting her in that kind of position, because that's probably what he's feeling most bad about.

And more to the point, how did any of this make your girlfriend want to break up with you?

From the way OP speaks and his previous posts, it's pretty clear he's young. This is probably a 13yo boy (since it's become all the rage these days for young kids to get into relationships early) and his partner got angry because she got in trouble. If one of my friends dobbed me in when I was young, I'd be loving pissed too.

[McZealot]

im gonna be hopeful and pretend this is a parody of tony's topic

[Eon]

Allow me to translate from mentally challenged:

thank you

[Whackin]

im gonna be hopeful and pretend this is a parody of tony's topic

its by mr.nothing so probably not.

[Nonnel]

Him, his girlfriend, and a friend of his girlfriend were tickling one of his friends. Friend of the girlfriend started stepping on his foot. Girlfriend joined in. They all get in trouble. OP blamed the whole thing on his girlfriend and feels bad about it.

[Biostorm]

You were in the wrong

[Mr.Nothing]

what's going on yesterday she's now okay

[Daswiruch]

what's going on yesterday she's now okay