Blockland / BLF Achievements List v.goldbrick

[Blue Screen]

Because these kinds of things are fun.
Make/list some made-up achievements that'll totally make it into Blockland or the BLF because why not? (can be any amount, try not to go overboard lol)
I'll start... (doesn't have to exactly be the way like it is below VVV)

BAITEDDDDDD - Click on the BLOCKLAND FORUMS logo thinking it'll take you to the Home page.

[Ad Bot]

[gr8dayseth]

MY brother YOU JUST GOT ROASTED - Get roasted in the most extreme way possible.

[Insert Name Here²]

STALKED - Have a random troll on BLF follow you just to bait you

[The Murderous Cop]

COURT IS NOW IN SESSION - Make a Drama.

[Glass Joe]

RIGHT BACK AT YA - Have said drama backfire.

[hotremox]

CULLED - get banned permantly

[hodot]

GO CORNHUSKERS - Get Harvested.

[Merp]

HUNGRIEST - Win the Blockland Fourms Hunger games!

[MoltenKitten]

Take 5 Get banned for rule 5

[Shizza04]

I'M ETHAN BRADBERRY - Have a post get alot of drama, then delete it.

[Prokiller10]

UNBELIEVABLE COMEBACK - be the target of a drama and discover the true mastermind behind all the drama.

[startacker]

But it wasn't on the rules! - Get banned for breaking a rule that is not listed anywhere
What just happened? - Get banned by the url filter

[tber123]

AFFIRMATIVE ACTION - Kill 50 minorities
WOW SO EDGY - Offend someone with extreme edginess.
CONGRATULATIONS - Stop using the damn Steam Discussion for Blockland that nobody gives a stuff about and sign up for the BLF
SERIOUSLY? - Commit forum Self Delete. Yay, another Self Delete of the Week.
I GUESS THAT'S SOMETHING - Get drama'd
DAMAGE CONTROL - Lock a thread and wipe out your post by replacing the original text with a single peroid
CONTRIBUTOR - Make an addon
SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE - Possess and hoard a private addon for no good reason.
HEY, IT'S THAT GUY! - Gain yourself a reputation on the BLF
VETERAN - Play Blockland for 5 years without getting deactivated
VETERAN II - Be on the BLF for 5 years without getting permabanned
BADSPOT NOTICED ME - Have Badspot join your server
FOUND HIM, GUYS! - Find Ephialtes
QUALITY stuffPOSTER - stuffpost 20 times
DOMINATING - Kill the same player over and over
URBAN LEGEND CONTRIBUTION - Talk about Main Adventure Mode
OFF THE RAILS - Derail a thread
TALK ABOUT OWNED - Get roasted by Badspot himself

[Nicepoint]

CHAINZ Become a part of a chainban.

ONE OF US Join a clan

MILESTONE Make over 1000 Posts

RULE OF NATURE After getting permabanned, buy another account and return to blockland forums as an alt.

[Clownfish]

LIVING MEME - Get stuck on a joke account as an alt
loving IDIOT - Get banned for rule 5
SLOW DOWN THERE BUCKO - Get 5 or more pm's telling you to stop posting so much