lord tony simulator

[Whackin]

you are lord tony
you hate every illiterate child on this mess of a forum and decide to make everyone's chemical reactions make them negative

you decide to post on the forums:

1. a conspiracy about walmart selling child research

2. ego stroking thread

3. dont post and actually do something productive

4. edit another thread so you look right and everyone else looks wrong

[Ad Bot]

[Path]

This thread is making my chemical reactions make me put a 357 to my forehead

[Kumquat]

where is dress in womens clothing

[Insert Name Here²]

Whackin is HARVESTED

[Eon]

lord tony gets chemical reactions to jerk off to hentai

[Whackin]

lord tony gets chemical reactions to jerk off to hentai

lord tony decides that the chemical reactions of the forumers will be at ease today, and decides to wank it

1. wank it to underage anime grillls

2. wank it to old women

3. wank it to dead women

4. wank it to men

5. wank it to your ego

[Insert Name Here²]

5

[Whackin]

5

lord tony is super egotistical and loves himself so much yes bby

1. look at all your previous posts and say "look how good i am"

2. look at all the chemical reactions you started and say "wow people really do love me"

3. look at all the people who say your dumb and say "chemical reactions did it!"

4. have a quick wank and do something else

[Eon]

this is some pretty big overkill you can just stuffpost in the thread you know

[Whackin]

this is some pretty big overkill you can just stuffpost in the thread you know

ill ban you from my club penguin server

[Path]

What if every interaction and mention of Tony in this universe slowly feeds some extradimensional entity that gets ever so bigger and after thousands of years of Tony the entity will expand into our universe and destroy all sentient life

Oh well our chemical reactions won't allow us to conceive of the idea that it even exists

[Eon]

lmfao he locked the topic

[C-Zech Chrome Ind.]

What if every interaction and mention of Tony in this universe slowly feeds some extradimensional entity that gets ever so bigger and after thousands of years of Tony the entity will expand into our universe and destroy all sentient life

Oh well our chemical reactions won't allow us to conceive of the idea that it even exists

Lovecraftian Tony

[Remurr]

[McJobless]

I dunno whose alt you are, but Whackin, you are a loving idiot.