I need some help sticking up for myself.

[NintenBoy]

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anyways, my teacher in math is a loving huge bitch.
She's always screaming, never shuts the forget up about how today's youth is "hopeless",
yet she always, never, EVER. gets caught doing this

yesterday, she said something about a student sounding something similar to "dumbass" under her breath.
I don't know if she exactly said that but it was awfully close
How do i know this? i'm forced to sit right next to her.
and the worst part? she actually yelled at me for saying "can i use the bathroom?" today.

i'm too scared to tell the principle because this kind of woman like burns children or something

What do i do?

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[TheABELBOTO]

shoot her

[Glass Joe]

i'd tell the principal, from the looks of it she seems way more bark than bite

[Timestamp]

i'd tell the principal, from the looks of it she seems way more bark than bite

[Regirock]

sterilize her infront of the class to show your dominance

[SirLancelot7]

Bring in a recording device.  Wear a camera disguised as a hat.  Watch some spy movies to give you more ideas.

[Nickpb 3.0]

Spit in her drink daily
break stuff on her desk
accuse her of making loveual advances on you

[Goku®]

If you're going to tell the principal on her try recording one of her rants. That way you have hard evidence of her being a twat.

[Mouse droidz 21]

BODY SLAM HER BROTHER RIGHT IN FRONT OF ALL THE HULKAMANIACS
Try standing up for yourself, try shouting at her but only do this if you don't fear suspension or detention or anything. Also if you are going to shout don't swear that will be a bad move, only swear if she swears

[Blue Screen]

try staging a plan to have an important person walk into the classroom while the teacher is acting like a loving bitch

this sounds dumb but hey it might work

[Nickpb 3.0]

you're all underplaying the power of saying she touched you

it's a forgeted up scummy thing to do but hey your the victim
no one cares if she actually raped you it's just the idea that will get her fired

[NintenBoy]

thanks for all the unique replies lmao
i was eating dinner while you guys flooded the place with "quality" suggestions lmao

[Whackin]

shoot up the school but make sure shes first

[C-Zech Chrome Ind.]

you could always hide a leaking bottle of bleach under the desk :)

But really, an eye for an eye makes both men/women/neither blind.  Just record every rant of her and email her every mp3 file after class or something to that effect.  Have fun with this, but don't damage anyone's property.

You can even print her words on paper with the date and send it to her address if you don't have her email.  Of course, you can play back all of the mp3's to the principle.

[Bisjac]

School staff dont mean stuff. You have nothing to lose anyway.