Holding a Wasp Hostage

[Rally]

that sounds disgusting
how do you sleep at night knowing this could one day happen again

I live in Australia now, so they're much more rare. Back in America I lived in a real wooded area so we had a forgetload of flying insects all the time.

So I basically traded off wasps for giant deadly spiders nbd

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[Tayasaurus]

I live in Australia now, so they're much more rare. Back in America I lived in a real wooded area so we had a forgetload of flying insects all the time.

So I basically traded off wasps for giant deadly spiders nbd

Why would you live in the place with the worlds stufftiest gun laws :(

[yuhwryu]

Why would you live in the place with the worlds stufftiest gun laws :(

Why would you live in the place with the worlds stufftiest healthcare B(

[Maxwell.]

Why would you live in the place with the worlds stufftiest gun laws :(

who needs guns when there's no wasps to shoot

do you think a gun would work on a spider?

[Tayasaurus]

Why would you live in the place with the worlds stufftiest healthcare B(

Idk but it does need reform lol

who needs guns when there's no wasps to shoot

do you think a gun would work on a spider?

yes

[Rally]

Why would you live in the place with the worlds stufftiest gun laws :(

I forgetin' hate it dude. Can't even play airsoft because they LOOK like guns.
Probably gonna own some land in the mid/southwest sometime between 3-8 years from now tho

Why would you live in the place with the worlds stufftiest healthcare B(

Good thing I have great American genes B)

[Tayasaurus]

fuk yah 'murica

[yuhwryu]

Good thing I have great American genes B)

me too

[Maxwell.]

yes

you are surely miss steak-kin

[Tayasaurus]

you are surely miss steak-kin

4 time steak-in champion at Outback. You know it.

[Maxwell.]

4 time steak-in champion at Outback. You know it.

if it's the steak-in we're talking about, I'll have you know I'm 5 times champion in the Outback AND other places where gay things exist.

[Tayasaurus]

if it's the steak-in we're talking about, I'll have you know I'm 5 times champion in the Outback AND other places where gay things exist.

I'm callin bullshet

[Drydess]

you are surely miss steak-kin

excuse me that's beefkin
calling us that cooked monstrosity is an insult
check your privilege

[witchking]

Swallow it

[witchking]

~UPDATE #4~
Today is an.... upsetting day. My wasp crawled into the jamb of the window and refused to get out, even when I put sugar water on the screen. In order for this hostage situation to drag out longer, he needs to eat.
So I began banging on the metal sheet holding the screen in place until the wasp came out for food.

After eating a little bit, his thorax started pulsating a lot. I'm positive I pissed him off considering his antennas were out to the sides when he first came out (why wouldn't he bee, I just loving banged on the screen). He started to fly around my window like crazy, looking for a way to either get to me or escape. After this I have decided to not feed him tonight

I feel the need to hold him hostage for longer until he can learn to not go loving nuts.
After all, it is in a wasp's nature to be pissed 24/7. I am optimistic that I can train him, considering yesterday's results.