Beat the living forget out of him and watch as his friends along with your friends and even your prom date look at you mortified and afraid that they're your next target.
i mean you could be a complete and utter friend instead of a cuck by assaulting the dude for saying something that you don't like
the number of uninformed teenagers about the actual definition of a friend is loving ridiculous
friendnounyou
see also: daswiruch
Most of ya'll cant even handle the original context of what a friend really is
a bundle of sticks?not really shocking
because they'RE HOT