scariest things that have happened to you

[Starbound]

what the forget are the scariest things that have happened to you?
reply pls i need to feed my family

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[Drydess]

I don't  ing know

[Starbound]

well this got edited

[Whackin]

starbound if you keep posting cookies your gonna get banned

[Starbound]

reply pls i need to feed my family

nobody has read this yet i hope

[TheBaconator]

what the 

[TableSalt]

well one time i saw a spider

[Starbound]

starbound if you keep posting cookies your gonna get banned

why? (no hate)

[Daswiruch]

why? (no hate)

probably counts as spamming but you haven't done it enough to have it counted as spamming

[Rally]

starbound if you keep posting cookies your gonna get banned

the rule is don't make "Posts consisting entirely of dozens of random emotes", not don't post emotes

[Starbound]

gonna lock if people dont reply anymore :P

[T0XIC]

My buddy was rolling some completely legal substances into a joint at a park and we saw a cop drive down the street across from us, and we already knew he saw us so we had to circumvent the cop coming down the Main Street the park leads to and once I parked down the street, I had the cop park at the stop sign right across from us for 5 long ass minutes. I can't describe how close we got to getting arrested that night lol

[MoltenKitten]

I had to use the bathroom at walmart

[XR-7]

A chick in a cavalier saved my behind from a hiding cop by warning me before I reached him. Had she not done that, I'd have another ticket.

[gebenuwell]

i was gonna take a dump and there was a spider crawling on my dingus