My dream last night was forgeted up to the max

[Niff]

I forgot what I dreamed but I'm pretty sure I had one.

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[plad101]

My father had a dream where he shot me in the face with a 12 gauge.

[shitlord]

everyone dreams its just not everyone remembers it

[Clownfish]

I can never remember my dreams and the ones I do remember are really really forgeted up or I'm too confused to actually understand them

[Tactical Nuke]

I just recently had a dream that ended with me walking down LA streets (never been there) where I walked into a bowling alley with classic cars above the lanes. There was a birthday party for what looked to be a child of the mafia in the room upstairs. I played a few rounds and was about to leave when I saw John Krasinski sitting at the bar (only know him from The Office, barely). I walked up to him and prattled on about how my mom was a huge fan of The Office and how her mind would explode having known I had talked to John Krasinski. He then proceeded to ask me if I could give him firearms training (never even held a real gun in my life) when all of a sudden I was thrust out of my body into an omnipotent state in which I saw that my mom and John Krasinski were part of a small, "Italian Job"-esque squad that was going to rob the biggest bank in LA.

Then the dream ended.

In all honesty, I've experienced weirder dreams than that.

[Clownfish]

yo has anybody ever had sleep paralysis I have once

[Niff]

yo has anybody ever had sleep paralysis I have once

twice, first time I ended up running into my dad's room, crying, second time it didn't bother me as much.

One time I had a dream where I dated an alien, ended up traveling through time or something, and she moved on w/out me and it made me super depressed

[Swollow]

I had a dream about calling someone on a boat that had a giant theater in it and everyone was really tall and lanky and had arms that hung down to their feet and their face were comprised of a single very large mouth and kept telling me that I had to get rid of the fish and there were fish hanging from the ceiling at random intervals by hooks

[Niff]

that sounds funny af but you were probably spooped

[Kohoutek]

two days ago i dreamt that i was teaching donald Annoying Orange russian

[Swollow]

that sounds funny af but you were probably spooped

most of my dreams are horrifically macabre and surreal
most people would probably think they were nightmares but theyre all I have so they feel normal now

[pwnfulz]

but how is it painful if the brain has no nerves ?  ? ?   ?

[Blockz]

things related to surgery make me want to kill myself, this thread qualifies for this.

[KristoB]

i dreamed once that i was watering plants
then i woke up and the water bottle next to my bed was empty and the bed was SOAKED

[XR-7]

I once had a dream where a guy grabbed me by my lowest right rib while we were on a boat and then felt bad when I was yelling in pain, so he asked his girlfriend who was driving the boat to come on to me.

Needless to say....actually necessary to say....I just kept backing up while she cornered me at the edge of the boat when I'm generally pretty terrified of swimming.