Assign a theme song to an event

[Marios]

One poster names a potentially important event in your life. The next poster links an appropiate (to them) theme song for that event, then names another event. And so on.

I have nothing for when "Assign a theme song to an event" occurs, so I'll only name something:

You celebrate your b-day in Friday the 13th

[Ad Bot]

[plad101]

Pumped up kicks.

You get shipped off to war on thanksgiving

[Foopster]

forget this stuff im out

Your wife suggest breeding your purebred boxer a week after it was fixed.