Author Topic: The RNG Dungeon [serious queston page 30]  (Read 44655 times)

I unleash a flurry of punches at the boss while screaming to boost my power.

order a corn cup ecks dee

distribute money to Ronald McDonald so I can get more health

Then 5 minutes later shower him in nokia phones


Is someone going to befriend Ronald McDonald yet
With all the Ex-Bosses on our side and a massive truckload of players this could turn into Friendship Through Superior Firepower


was i supposed to die or did you make a mistake
uh roll for revival but also uh
well really im out of ideas
meme it up

McFreakin lose it and let loose a rain of punches on the boss
also brother you skipped almost everyone's actions just now
mine included

Have a pizza party with my clones and ____ to replenish HP.
First one to say that want to be healed will take the blank spot.
Pageloss

Is someone going to befriend Ronald McDonald yet
With all the Ex-Bosses on our side and a massive truckload of players this could turn into Friendship Through Superior Firepower
h heck my post

I start to exist again and force ronald to climb a slide for psychological damage

sorry for my absence, id like to rejoin.


* Cast Curaga upon the party.
* Lay a smack-down on this man with all 8 tentacles.
Rolled a 4 and a 5!
You cast Curaga and heal the entire party to max HP!

And your Kraken friend, in the meantime, proceeds to loving beat the stuff out of Ronald Mcstufflord with all the tentacles, dealing a pretty major 40HP of damage.

I'm not taking any chances
I summon CHAOSHANDER GIANTDAD
Rolled a 3.
You attempt to summon the great CHAOSHANDER GIANTDAD, lord of loving stuff up and ultimate Dark Spirit. Or something.

...But the Phantom never comes.

Sad.

do nothing at all
Rolled a 3.
Ok.

throw a ball of ice at his face
Rolled a 5!
You throw a giant loving ball of ice at his face. Needless to say, it's painful (35HP).

walk up to mcdonalds
get a whole lodsa bigMac
sell enough of them to make a profit in your own store
buy booger king
join in with mcdonalds
Ronald is happy
recruit him
we win
Rolled a 3.
All of this happens. You successfully perform all of this, and everyone's happy and promotes you to the official new Dungeonmaster.

Except they didn't.

Because you're imagining this.

give him diabetes
Rolled a 3.
You toss a bag labeled diabetes at him.
...It doesn't do much.
You technically gave him diabetes, though.

Okay take 2:

I randomly heal someone in the room using a box of band-aids.
Auto 3.
You try to heal someone, but you notice the people alive are in tiptop shape.
Well now.

throw a bomb at him
Rolled a 1...
You attempt to toss a bomb at Ronald McforgetFace.
Except it's a glowy sticky bomb.
And it just exploded and instantly killed you.
Always wondered how you tossed those...

* Cast Ice Needles, with a chance of Frozen status
Rolled a 3.
You toss tiny little ice needles that probably wouldn't do much to anyone at the McDonald Guy.
It just sorta stings a bit? Not like it hurt that much. 1HP?

sue him
Rolled a 6!!
Whoa when did we get into a court.
...Oh, ok. You're suing him. For. Reasons.
Let's just fastforward this...
Ah, ok, let's go. Oh, guilty. Nice. What's the sentence?

Well, ain't that something. Oh, hey, who are those kind gentlemen walking up to you with bats. Why are they pummeling you in court and then being dragged away? That's gotta hurt. ...You're still alive. OK. Don't know how. That had to have been 3HP. But. Yay. You did it.

YOU WIN!

was i supposed to die or did you make a mistake
uh roll for revival but also uh
well really im out of ideas
meme it up
Rolled a 1...

oh god what i'm dead
uhh try to revive i guess
Rolled a 3...

((did i seriously forgetin forget to correct it again))
Revive failures: 2. As of now. That took a while.

Sign me up
uh can I join right now and also try and revive water with my bird necromancy skills

Oh hey 2 new guys. And also you rolled a 3 he's not coming back yet.

I start to exist again and force ronald to climb a slide for psychological damage
sorry for my absence, id like to rejoin.



WELCOME BACK

Boss room's up next, enter, let's see who it is.

VS.
Hatsune Miku (BOSS)


Oh my god I hate this forgeter
Her AI is so brutal and will murder you and your bud instantaneously

💓💓💓❤❤❤❤❤ - 350/350 HP
⚔⚔⚔⚔ - 4 ATK (attacks twice)


The Adventurers (75% defense boost!)
tber123

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
Clownfish

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
Merp

☠☠☠☠ - DEAD
Zoltan

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
TableSalt
(and 2 clones)


♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
}]Crazy[{

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
WaterOre

☠☠☠☠ - DEAD
Nicepoint

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
hotremox

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
KristoB

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
Space1255

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
Flatflyer

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
Satan From
Wreck-It-Ralph


♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
Copy Kirby

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
MeiValentine

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
Rose the Floran

♥♥♥♥ - 8/4 HP
kongo

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
Starbound

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
maplelink64

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
Potatoh

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
Pearooster

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
Bow

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
NotBomberguy

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
startacker

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
ArmyUnit

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
Mr.Blocko

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
Ahead

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
Whackin

☠☠☠☠ - DEAD
DrHitius

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
Cybertails1998/

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
Mr Noobler

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
CRITAWAKETS

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
Twix

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
d

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
Tornado Kirby

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
failbros2
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
Drydess

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
SuperSuit12
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
Haywold

♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP
Slime Girl

8/8 HP - 2 ATK
dat boi!!!!!

10/10 HP - 6 ATK
Lilith & Lilim

16/16 HP - 9 ATK
Kraken

25/25 HP - 10 ATK
Gun Nut

30/30 HP - 6 ATK

If you guys have enemy/boss recommendations let me know btw (PM me)

I get scissors and cut her hair, while laughing so hard.

* Cast Thunder Flare, with a chance of paralyze ayy