* Cast Curaga upon the party.
* Lay a smack-down on this man with all 8 tentacles.
Rolled a 4 and a 5!You cast Curaga and
heal the entire party to max HP!And your Kraken friend, in the meantime, proceeds to loving beat the stuff out of Ronald Mcstufflord with all the tentacles, dealing a pretty major
40HP of damage.I'm not taking any chances
I summon CHAOSHANDER GIANTDAD
Rolled a 3.You attempt to summon the great CHAOSHANDER GIANTDAD, lord of loving stuff up and ultimate Dark Spirit. Or something.
...But the Phantom never comes.
Sad.
do nothing at all
Rolled a 3.Ok.throw a ball of ice at his face
Rolled a 5!You throw a giant loving ball of ice at his face. Needless to say,
it's painful (35HP).walk up to mcdonalds
get a whole lodsa bigMac
sell enough of them to make a profit in your own store
buy booger king
join in with mcdonalds
Ronald is happy
recruit him
we win
Rolled a 3.All of this happens. You successfully perform all of this, and everyone's happy and promotes you to the official new Dungeonmaster.
Except they didn't.
Because you're imagining this.
give him diabetes
Rolled a 3.You toss a bag labeled diabetes at him.
...It doesn't do much.
You technically gave him diabetes, though.
Okay take 2:
I randomly heal someone in the room using a box of band-aids.
Auto 3.
You try to heal someone, but you notice the people alive are in tiptop shape.
Well now.
throw a bomb at him
Rolled a 1...You attempt to toss a bomb at Ronald McforgetFace.
Except it's a glowy sticky bomb.
And it just exploded and instantly killed you.Always wondered how you tossed those...
* Cast Ice Needles, with a chance of Frozen status
Rolled a 3.You toss tiny little ice needles that probably wouldn't do much to anyone at the McDonald Guy.
It just sorta stings a bit? Not like it hurt that much.
1HP?sue him
Rolled a 6!!Whoa when did we get into a court.
...Oh, ok. You're suing him. For. Reasons.
Let's just fastforward this...
Ah, ok, let's go. Oh, guilty. Nice. What's the sentence?
Well, ain't that something. Oh, hey, who are those kind gentlemen walking up to you with bats. Why are they pummeling you in court and then being dragged away? That's gotta hurt. ...You're still alive. OK. Don't know how.
That had to have been 3HP. But. Yay. You did it.
YOU WIN!
was i supposed to die or did you make a mistake
uh roll for revival but also uh
well really im out of ideas
meme it up
Rolled a 1...oh god what i'm dead
uhh try to revive i guess
Rolled a 3...((did i seriously forgetin forget to correct it again))
Revive failures: 2. As of now. That took a while.
Sign me up
uh can I join right now and also try and revive water with my bird necromancy skills
Oh hey 2 new guys. And also
you rolled a 3 he's not coming back yet.
I start to exist again and force ronald to climb a slide for psychological damage
sorry for my absence, id like to rejoin.
WELCOME BACK
Boss room's up next, enter, let's see who it is.
VS.
Hatsune Miku (BOSS)
Oh my god I hate this forgeter
Her AI is so brutal and will murder you and your bud instantaneously💓💓💓❤❤❤❤❤ - 350/350 HP
⚔⚔⚔⚔ - 4 ATK (attacks twice)
The Adventurers (75% defense boost!)tber123
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Clownfish
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Merp
☠☠☠☠ - DEAD | Zoltan
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | TableSalt
(and 2 clones)
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | }]Crazy[{
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP |
WaterOre
☠☠☠☠ - DEAD | Nicepoint
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | hotremox
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | KristoB
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Space1255
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Flatflyer
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP |
Satan From
Wreck-It-Ralph
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Copy Kirby
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | MeiValentine
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Rose the Floran
♥♥♥♥ - 8/4 HP | kongo
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Starbound
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP |
maplelink64
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Potatoh
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Pearooster
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Bow
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | NotBomberguy
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | startacker
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP |
ArmyUnit
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Mr.Blocko
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Ahead
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Whackin
☠☠☠☠ - DEAD | DrHitius
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Cybertails1998/
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP |
Mr Noobler
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | CRITAWAKETS
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Twix
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | d
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Tornado Kirby
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | failbros2
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP |
Drydess
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | SuperSuit12
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Haywold
♥♥♥♥ - 4/4 HP | Slime Girl
8/8 HP - 2 ATK | dat boi!!!!!
10/10 HP - 6 ATK | Lilith & Lilim
16/16 HP - 9 ATK |
Kraken
25/25 HP - 10 ATK | Gun Nut
30/30 HP - 6 ATK |
If you guys have enemy/boss recommendations let me know btw (PM me)
