Have you ever stole anything?

[randomtroll39]

I stole a party popper from ASDA when I was like 10.

Post your kleptomaniac stories.

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[MoltenKitten]

Yer mum's virginity B)

In all seriousness absolutely nothing because I'm a goody two shoes

[Drydess]

because I'm a goody two shoes

pfffffffff
yea lol I stole my own halloween candy in the middle of the night just for the hell of it

[Nonnel]

i stole a tube of those mini m&m's from a walgreens or somewhere and my mom found out and she wouldn't go back to the store for me to return them and she made me eat them and i cried

[Donnies Catch]

pack of pokemon cards in middleschool

[Clownfish]

a wallet
20 dollars in change
a watch
a credit card
two tires
a bike pump
three boxes of paperclips
and probably some other stuff

[Nonnel]

what the forget

[RTBARCHIVE]

pack of pokemon cards in middleschool

woah there sir im going to have to ask you to return that item or suffer the consequences

a wallet
20 dollars in change
a watch
a credit card
two tires
a bike pump
three boxes of paperclips
and probably some other stuff

woah woAH WOAH

[Drydess]

a wallet
20 dollars in change
a watch
a credit card
two tires
a bike pump
three boxes of paperclips
and probably some other stuff

why the tires

[Frequency]

i stole a tube of those mini m&m's from a walgreens or somewhere and my mom found out and she wouldn't go back to the store for me to return them and she made me eat them and i cried

I swear I've heard you tell this story before. or I'm trippin

I've never stolen anything ever...y'arrrr...

[Insert Name Here²]

I used to steal hotwheel cars from the store when I was younger

[Donnies Catch]

woah there sir im going to have to ask you to return that item or suffer the consequences

i was caught the next day when i brought my new deck to school

[Clownfish]

a shovel
a wooden training sword
a belt
three rolls of duct tape
some weird quartz crystal that I wanted from some guy for some reason I don't remember

why the tires

dunno

oh also this really cool hammer with screwdrivers in the handle
a framed picture
a garden gnome
tons of other people's food

[Drydess]

a shovel
a wooden training sword
a belt
three rolls of duct tape
some weird quartz crystal that I wanted from some guy for some reason I don't rememberdunno

where would you even find a wooden training sword

[Frequency]

actually stuff I just remembered that I DID steal something

when I was like 8 or so I stole a power rangers action figure from my friend's house

I felt like stuff :^)

oh and when I was ten I stole tokens from a girl I liked when we were at ChuckEcheese's