progress ad venture

[Nicepoint]

Send the ads flying off into the sunset

[Ad Bot]

[The Resonte!]

play with your richard usb drive

you get out your usb drive. guess what's in it! no really, guess!










the answer is





it's full of ads.





to an ad bot like you, this is like. a spare arsenal of weapons. but advertisements.

get more ads and make money by having people visit you

no one is going to visit you when you're in the middle of nowhere. damn.

all you have are these ads around you. which are annoying.

open your eyes

do you really want to do that?

you're keeping them closed.

[Refticus]

what do you recommend for a hummen to consume and where can we get it at a low low cost

[The Resonte!]

realise your smoothing was shown briefly in the panel where you tried to eat pizza

wow, smoothing huh? as in, cleaner? crazy. good thing that will never happen again, right?

go to work

Walk along the road until you find travellers and advertise to them

then rape them

then delve into your neighbors (probably down the road) mailboxes for free ipod nanos, while dropping off some flyers.

you decide to finally do some work and venture out to civilization or to find some travellers to eyerape them with advertisements. and also to drop off some flyers and try to find some sweet ipod nanos.^tm

[The Resonte!]

aSSd ick these advertisements are bugging you again
they demand to advertise to someone and you're the only one around

Send the ads flying off into the sunset

it's not actually sunset but okay
you're not gonna go the entire journey with these things hassling you
they're advertising to god now. who knows when they'll come back to you, if ever.

[Regirock]

walk down the highway and try to hijack the next car you see, and turn it into an advertisement for free healthcare

[TableSalt]

switch from binary to ternary

[Nicepoint]

Summon distracting dating website ads

[Conan]

check google news for the hottest new things in technology and see if you can advertise that stuff

[Refticus]

continue on the path to work.

[Drydess]

but you can't see, your eyes are closed
you actually threw the ads at a random person walking down the street and you just think it went into the sunset

[Marios]

date=1463392622]
Summon distracting dating website ads

The other ads pestered you already. Anything more effective will probably backfire nastily.

but you can't see, your eyes are closed
you actually threw the ads at a random person walking down the street and you just think it went into the sunset

How do you know?

Also,

continue on the path to work.

[WaterOre]

e-mail yourself to an unprotected inbox

[The Resonte!]

geez this road is long

the sun is actually going to be setting at this rate

what do you recommend for a hummen to consume and where can we get it at a low low cost

you decide to refresh yourself with a nice cold brew of CRYSTAL PEPSI^(tm)

you can find it at your local walmart, now having their new christmas-in-july sale^(tm)!!!!
spectacular prices! call now, and they'll email you a pizza in eleven minutes or less!






ORDER NOW!!!!!!!!

[The Resonte!]

switch from binary to ternary

you have no clue what that means.

check google news for the hottest new things in technology and see if you can advertise that stuff

e-mail yourself to an unprotected inbox

the only communicating device you have is your one-way com-pan.
it only receives, not send.
and the only thing it receives are ADS.

Summon distracting dating website ads

no. maybe when you actually have someone's face to shove them into.

speaking of faces, it seems that there is something way off into the distance...