eat the pizza

you try, but it doesn't seem to want to be eaten. if it's eaten, how will it advertise!? exactly.
show off your adware outside

you exit your
business cubicle to
venture outside with your
entourage
it'll be a long venture.
Check the mail to see if you've won a free iPod Nano

you rummage around the mail

you may not have won a free iPod Nano, but at least you have a couple of
promotional flyers.
the company gives these out like candy. they are the armanents of an ad bot.
off yourself
nobody likes ads

no.