Author Topic: progress ad venture  (Read 142337 times)

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don't open interdimensional portals to other universes

ot: have your team investigate the other raves

look even more apathetic


you manage to do so.

can you even GET more apathetic????
















Suddenly worry that you never locked your door when you left your cubicle
oh stuff, people will be stealing our dust mites and expired ads collection


you suddenly worry on whether you locked the door when you left your business cubicle. oh man, what if somebody broke in, or stole something? the thought is unbearable.




your friends notice your freak out.


























Buy your entire team the cheapest guns you can get before buying a baseball bat for everyone from the sporting goods store.
ot: have your team investigate the other raves

okay sure.

alpha bot plans out the route for both you and your friends. you are to go buy some guns and weapons and stuff from the sports and gun stores, while your pals infiltrate a rave to gather info.

you barely have any idea what to do after that except possibly hijinks involving speakers and radio stations.

















































the question remains: which group should go first?

you and beta bot, obviously

you and beta bot, obviously


you take beta bot and head out to your new venture, going past the alleyway. guns and weaponry awaits!

Calmly walk into the store and remember the plan: Buy baseball bats for everyone, and then buy cheap guns for everyone

Calmly walk into the store and remember the plan: Buy baseball bats for everyone, and then buy cheap guns for everyone

Pay by advertizing the shop's weaponry around the city

Then advertise the advertisements for the weaponry to get double the pay
...............right?

if the shop doesn't sell compact advertisement-flyer bullets dont get anything

you'll probaly need an accurate snipad rifle so you can deal ads (short for attack damages) from afar at important targets
and a spray n pray madchine gun for madximum crowd dispersal

but honestly i think it would be more convincing if everyone was raving to your ads rather thadn getting shot in the face with them. though knowing this town there'll probably be competition to take down

look extremely apathetic

Play annoying music to make the store keeper kill himself







you make your way through the city.




















Calmly walk into the store and remember the plan: Buy baseball bats for everyone, and then buy cheap guns for everyone


you and beta bot enter and leave the sporting goods store, taking a bunch of baseball bats from a stoned clerk. easy.




















you arrive at the gun store.

enter the gungeon gun store

but first check how much money you have
« Last Edit: June 04, 2016, 09:58:41 AM by Twix »

enter gun store
disregard the cheapo guns
get golden revolver
get golden bazooka
H0LL4 H0LL4 G37 DOLLA $$$$$

Cheapo guns are affordable and we all need one for each

if the shop doesn't sell compact advertisement-flyer bullets dont get anything

buy one snipadr rifle and pistadols for everyone