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direct the bolt of lightning at the traveler and ressurect him

It's not even lightning, it's just a visual effect.

...But answer the "com-pan" before it starts being lightning.

nearly die because holy forget that lightning hit you pretty hard there
direct the bolt of lightning at the traveler and ressurect him
It's not even lightning, it's just a visual effect.


this isn't a bolt of lightning! it's just the notification of your com-pan!

...But answer the "com-pan" before it starts being lightning.
"yes hello this is ad how may i ad you"


you blither out asking how may you ad whoever is on the gadget before realizing that it's still just a one-way device.

so what does it say? the message sent reads as...




















to a normal person, all these look like normal, simple advertisements.



but to be fair. most of them are ads.




















but one needs a discerning eye to see the subliminal messaging behind the ads.

although most ads just say the usual "BUY" or "PURCHASE" or maybe "SUBMIT"


















black messages are merely suggestions. you barely use any of them. you don't really think they matter too much. red messages though, are important messages.

hmm...

1/10000?

whatever. probably not important.

you've wasted too much time already!





































































Get to the city already, this guy is TKO, your job is done.


you approach the city. always blitzing with raves and chaos, it is a perfect place for an ad bot like you to advertise. in between the constant alcohol and drugs, of course.

Make an ad nuke and nuke the city

go to a bar and chug whiskey until your knocked out because why not

walk to the nearest mcdonalds and advertise weight loss programs

Advertise that you sell toy sharks

give the next person you see 1/10000th of an ad

Advertise Windows 10 and shove it down everyone's throat



okay you're there.
you finally arrive at the city.
and holy hell what an eyesore
it's more like the city of drug trips geez richards

you'd wonder how anyone gets any sleep, but lets be fair here.
no one ever does.

it's just as well, that means you have people to spread the ads to























hm. there's a plaque right here.































it's a bit dusty, but it probably has the name of the city on it.

you wonder what is on it.
« Last Edit: May 22, 2016, 06:42:15 PM by The Resonte! »

it obviously says "adville"
you should repaint the sign so that it says that, doing a public service!

phone up your mates to form the squad


do what that ad told you and perform a hand stand

"Detroit"


the city is revealed to be Detroit.

it obviously says "adville"
you should repaint the sign so that it says that, doing a public service!


until a few seconds later, when you officially rename this to Adville.








this is your city now.