Have theta bot make some popcorn.

genius
Have one of the adbots sneak up behind him and snap his neck before the lazer is fired.
alpha bot carefully appears behind him, but not fast enough before the
radness beam is fired.
Delta bot has some sick radness to compete with the dj.
delta bot utilizes a
counter-beam, dispersing the beam in a wizard duel-esque manner.
this buys them a bit of time.
rest of bots: line up between dj and tau bot and do a rockettes line kick dance
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eZSlgMTi4tw
dont forget to advertise some broadway shows while you're at it
have the other bots block the radness beam using their AD field


that
radness beam would punch through the
flow field as if it were a mere soap bubble.
using the extra time, the
other three bots protect
tau bot with a
dance-induced ad barrier.

ah.

the
blasphemous dance of the perpetually lost is complete.

and the
favor of forgotten souls is bestowed upon them.