Smile at the sight of this.
it's a beautiful full moon tonight.
Call your pals again then look for the nearest nightclub, maybe they're there?
it's too much effort to call again, so you both just start walking.
if you do find them in a night club though, that'll be ridiculous. so ridiculous you'll have to break out the baseball bats. this is TEAMWORK damn it. you didn't almost get shot up for nothing.
stuff your pants as you see the number on the phone shoot up ludicrous amounts
read that red number on your com pan to see if the moon's advertisement is working
obsessively check com pan for updates
while walking to the source of the beam
hwat
it stabilizes at
500/1000dayum! thats like....
5%!
you guess the moon
is a pretty good spot for advertising. you mean, it
is the moon after all.
damn you wonder why you didn't think of this sooner
and then walk into a pole because you were distracted
watch where you're going dumbo!
then put an ad on the pole just in case someone else does the exact same thing
no longer will this random pole attack people
until
beta bot, distracted by your internal monologues and antics, walks into a pole.
-_-
ask to yourself why the thread title was changed
look at the original post, this is the next chapter of the ad venture
AD VENTURE LOG
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