progress ad venture

[tber123]

Commit Seppuku in the air.

Don't do this

Commit Adpuku instead

[Ad Bot]

[Superfun909]

advertise a mattress below you and cushion the fall

[Refticus]

realise how cool your cape looks right now

[Legodude77]

advertise a mattress below you and cushion the fall

[Drydess]

land in a crouch handstand

[Marios]

advertise a mattress below you and cushion the fall

[The Resonte!]

Surf the ads, boyo

or better yet windsurf the ads

this is immensely radical

realise how cool your cape looks right now

take a moment to look at how cool you are with all of the clothes you stole from other people (except the cape)

so coooooooooooool

advertise a mattress below you and cushion the fall

you fling down a mattress ad as you brace for impact

[gr8dayseth]

completely miss it but survive anyways

[TableSalt]

Gain a cool smile from how rad the situation is.

[SubDaWoofer]

hey remember those nukes?
launch them

[Willymcmilly]

make sure your bros fall safely too

[Rabbot32]

Use clothes as a parachute just to be safe.

[NotBomberguy]

increase the ad size you are windsurfing on and get your squad on it too

[Nix the Glaceon]

completely miss it but survive anyways

land on the duke nukem ad anyway

[Drydess]

Use clothes as a parachute just to be safe.

all your clothes
strip down