progress ad venture

[The Resonte!]

look as cool as duke nukem as the dust settles

land in a crouch handstand

Survey damage. Are you hurt? Are your ADS hurt?

oh relax you're all totally fine

i mean

probably

Realize you just nuked another town. like seriously two cities nuked in a few days, what is this, japan?

it's starting to become a thing with you.

eventually people are going to notice.

you're going to have to get out of the rubble eventually.

maybe you can sell it as some sort of incredible ad campaign...

toss out world war 2 propaganda pamphlets as "ads"

sure, why not? it's fitting enough.

open your eyes, yes im really sure no more questions

no

EVERYONE ASSIST

nO

[Ad Bot]

[Nix the Glaceon]

open your eyes and shoot ads out of them like loving laser beams
(open them beneath your glasses if you have to)

[Clownfish]

slap away the hands and advertise blindfolds

[Master Matthew²]

Just open your eyes, C'mon ya know you want to!
(Animate it so no one can actually see it except for the characters, and then give the characters interesting facial expressions.)

[Conan]

My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do.
I just forgetin' love advertising. And the ad bots spreading ads everywhere.
My whole life is just short, catchy advertisements. And I always wanted to spread them to everyone.
This is the time of marketing and no adblock is worth saving. And I will advertise to as many as I can.
It's time for me to open my eyes. And it's time for me to advertise. My ad venture begins here.

[Twix]

begin venture towards the company

[Drydess]

open your eyes at the beautiful sight of the company calling for you

[plexy]

ask chuck or whatever the big guy's name is if he's okay i mean it must be pretty hard carrying like 4-5 people on your back right

[SubDaWoofer]

My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do.
I just forgetin' hate this world. And the human worms banning all its ads.
My whole life is just short, catchy advertisements. And I always wanted to spread them to everyone.
This is the time of marketing and no adblock is worth saving. And I will advertise to as many as I can.
It's time for me to open my eyes. And it's time for me to advertise. My ad venture begins here.

Just open your eyes, C'mon ya know you want to!
(Animate it so no one can actually see it except for the characters, and then give the characters interesting facial expressions.)

open your eyes and shoot ads out of them like loving laser beams
(open them beneath your glasses if you have to)

[Superfun909]

O  P  E  N
Y  O  U  R
E  Y  E  S

[Red Spy]

Sell it as an ad for nukes

[Refticus]

call the company to install eye blockers so your eyes can never be opened

[Nicepoint]

I force your eyes open and point them towards adville

[TableSalt]

it's okay we wont see your eyes because of that radical headgear

[Rabbot32]

Question if you even have eyes to open anymore.
When they adbots are done molesting your face, question where the hell you are.