You guys better clean up your act around here. [police car get, beware furries]

[XR-7]

Because I just put in my deposit on a 2010 Ford Crown Victoria retired interceptor (and I didn't want to only keep it in the Car Thread), which gives me the self-proclaimed title of Enforcer. This is the first time that I've actually bought a car (my current was given to me by my uncle). I followed the car from a price of $4850 and managed to get off with $4000 as long as I pay cash, and I'm buying it off an old man in a retirement home who holds meticulous records of every 3,000 miles and maintenance of the car's life. The car is a heck of a lot more rugged than a generic Crown Vic, with very little upholstery at all besides the seats and ceiling fabric. It also has a limited slip differential, no generic power limiters (if I wanted to go 140mph I theoretically could do so), brand new tires, brakes, and spotlight, siren with 3 different sounds, and even a magnetic mounted light for the roof.

It's also E85 compatible which is pretty irrelevant since I don't intend on using it, but I can at least put corn in the gas tank.

This is the ad, but it may disappear quick since the previous owner will likely be taking it down.

[Ad Bot]

[Alternat¡ve]

#forgettheCOPS(pigs!)

[C-Zech Chrome Ind.]

Good work XR.  That's a nifty peice of equipment you've got yourself there.

[shitlord]

its because you want to look like a cop

[Pastrey Crust]

I am corrupt latin american cop. Let my try your interceptor. I'll return it, don't worry.

[gr8dayseth]

uh uh i am totally not hiding any children in my basement no-sir-e

[Otis Da HousKat]

The interior styling on your 2010 looks more like 2001 lol.

[Clownfish]

can you drive up here to parkville and arrest me

[SetGaming]

I am corrupt latin american cop. Let my try your interceptor. I'll return it, don't worry.

it gets a lot less scary when you change latin american to argentinian

[The Resonte!]

it's the fuzz

the popo

the coppers

the feds

the fun police

[XR-7]

Good work XR.  That's a nifty peice of equipment you've got yourself there.

Thank you. There is no irony involved either.

Also just realized that the title looks like drama lol

I am corrupt latin american cop. Let my try your interceptor. I'll return it, don't worry.

Touch it and die, latino.

uh uh i am totally not hiding any children in my basement no-sir-e

Okay thanks for letting me know. Now I know that I don't have to search there which saves me time.

The interior styling on your 2010 looks more like 2001 lol.

Police cars have poor interiors so they're easier to clean up assuming a bloodied vomiting drunk shot by a 12 gauge while jacking off is put in the car.

can you drive up here to parkville and arrest me

I'll even bring my handcuffs bb~~

[gr8dayseth]

the fun police

no that's me

[e-maxx]

my friend has a mercury grand marquise which is p much a crown vic underneath the badges

that thing cruises and rides almost as well as my jag does
but it doesn't have the same "umph" at speed that my jag does

[Kochieboy]

Go ahead and cuff me law man~

[Clownfish]

I'll even bring my handcuffs bb~~

i'll bring my .357