derp a derp's PAPERS, PLEASE RP

[Tha Eliminator]

wait why would you roleplay a thing when you don't even know what the thing is?

Well said.

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[Tha Eliminator]

The server is an offshoot of the game anyways, it doesn't even take place in the same country.
I was on the server and I said "Glory to Arztozka" - this is a standard phrase in the game, considering the country people normally are trying to get to, in the game, is Arztozka. Unfortunately for me, the owner decided to take me into another area and question me in rp for why I said such a thing. I answered accordingly something to the effect of "I'm returning to here, my homecountry, after visiting my sister in another country." I was then shot and killed. When I asked OOC why, I was told that the roleplay does not take place in Arztozka, it takes place in Kolechia, which in the game apparently just got out of being in war with Arztozka.
How was I supposed to know that? Literally, if you go off of the assumption that the server plays the same as the game, you can be killed for it, as I was. It's a stupid waiting-in-line roleplay with occasional death whenever you get to the front. No lorebooks or server message at the start even goes over a brief synopsis of the story, players are forced to just log on and wing it in a roleplay scenario that does not reward winging it.

You should know that from the minigame name, the name was Kolechia, and the RP is all about the tricks to get approved, as the inspector tries everything just to disapprove you, sometimes even frame you, now time to think, and over smart him.

[Marios]

You should know that from the minigame name, the name was Kolechia, and the RP is all about the tricks to get approved, as the inspector tries everything just to disapprove you, sometimes even frame you, now time to think, and over smart him.

Now what the duck is Kolechia? I do believe Papers, Please moves no further from Arztoska.

Also, that concept sounds absolutely terrible, especially when Mr. Render is the guy handling it.

[Ducky duck]

Now what the duck

hello

[Marios]

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This is the third time Render hosts a sucky RP and the second time he changes his name to seem new. Why doesn't he try something simplier since he can't actually lead a roleplay? Like a freebuild. Heck, everyone loves a good freebuild. (Right?)

He is back again with his horrible RPs and he shows no signs of improvement. And don't go telling me the server is WiP, he should have brought a product that doesn't suck to redeem himself for what he has done. He better be working on Half-Life 3 if he wants to be excused.

Also, can't Mr.Render come to defend himself? Did he just tell you (Tha Eliminator) to defend him? I hope you deliberately chose to defend him at least. Is Render banned from the forums?

hello

I was talking about something completely different, but... Hello, I guess.

[Tha Eliminator]

Now what the duck is Kolechia? I do believe Papers, Please moves no further from Arztoska.

Also, that concept sounds absolutely terrible, especially when Mr. Render is the guy handling it.

In my opinion, that's a good idea, how it was all about kolechians attacking the border, now its time for Arztoskans to attack it.

[Tha Eliminator]

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This is the third time Render hosts a sucky RP and the second time he changes his name to seem new. Why doesn't he try something simplier since he can't actually lead a roleplay? Like a freebuild. Heck, everyone loves a good freebuild. (Right?)

He is back again with his horrible RPs and he shows no signs of improvement. And don't go telling me the server is WiP, he should have brought a product that doesn't suck to redeem himself for what he has done. He better be working on Half-Life 3 if he wants to be excused.

Also, can't Mr.Render come to defend himself? Did he just tell you (Tha Eliminator) to defend him? I hope you deliberately chose to defend him at least. Is Render banned from the forums?

I was talking about something completely different, but... Hello, I guess.

I made a drama on his server myself, but I swear this time I feel something else, I do enjoy his RP for the first time.

[Tha Eliminator]

Also, can't Mr.Render come to defend himself? Did he just tell you (Tha Eliminator) to defend him? I hope you deliberately chose to defend him at least. Is Render banned from the forums?

I swear that he didn't even know about the drama, I did choose to defend It myself, and I don't know if he's banned or not.

[Marios]

Well, I found that I shouldn't have been insulting Eliminator so much. He's actually done more than posting in this thread and actually made a drama on Derp Graphics Rendering Administrator's server like he said.
Sorry about the insults.

[Tha Eliminator]

Well, I found that I shouldn't have been insulting Eliminator so much. He's actually done more than posting in this thread and actually made a drama on Derp Graphics Rendering Administrator's server like he said.
Sorry about the insults.
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Well, no problem dude, all forgiven.

[Snaked_Snake]

I was there and danna kept killing people and half the time the inspectors shut down the place and got whoever was inside gunned down for no reason, he even ended up setting us all as detained at one point

[Tha Eliminator]

I was there and danna kept killing people and half the time the inspectors shut down the place and got whoever was inside gunned down for no reason, he even ended up setting us all as detained at one point

You really joined and left in the wrong time, the inspector's room was shut down because there was an issue with border security, we went discussing that with the glorious leader.

And ended up being detainees when the server became chaos, after 15 secs, all undetained.

[Snaked_Snake]

You really joined and left in the wrong time, the inspector's room was shut down because there was an issue with border security, we went discussing that with the glorious leader.

And ended up being detainees when the server became chaos, after 15 secs, all undetained.

No, actually, I was there for around 30-60 minutes, all of this happened, so don't try to cover it up.

[KristoB]

stop trying to defend the server
literally everyone disagrees with you and your facts are proven wrong
please ducking stop

[Haywold]

LOTS O IMAGES

so i was playing his server for FIVE MINUETS and this happened.

so i joined and someone was complaining about how loud the alarm was but derp told them to deal with it as well as darp being told he spelled nuclear wrong in the server name.

so after that a helicopter comes in and starts shooting people in line.

then someone named fect roleplays handing in papers and gets shot for it.

then someone named pure x own comes in and shoots everyone locked inside but spartan.

then finally someone blows the place up and derp decides to kick everyone for no reason.



some other things happened such as getting shot for not wearing a gas mask, someone saying ddos the server, and getting shot for not being able to throw paper through glass but i think enough has been shown to confirm this server is stuff