Bored at work, AMA (AMA means ASK ME ANYTHING YOU NITWITS)

[BluetoothBoy]

Yeah, I'm at work and I have nothing to do. Fire away.

[Ad Bot]

[randomtroll39]

Fire away.

You're fired

[gebenuwell]

make a tower out of pencils

[Clownfish]

forget me

[MoltenKitten]

Why is everyone bad at making questions?

[Maxwell.]

where do you work

[Torin]

get back to work, mr. squidward

[Space1255]

Why aren't you working

[BluetoothBoy]

You're fired

CRAP.

make a tower out of pencils

I have no pencils. :(

forget me

No, go sit in the corner.

Why is everyone bad at making questions?

Idk, although this question is pretty weaksauce as well. :/

where do you work

At my university.

get back to work, mr. squidward

You've got the wrong guy. ;)

Why aren't you working

Literally no work to be done. :|

[Ducky duck]

what country/state

[Rigel]

What do you think of your current state of life?

Why do you wake up in the mornings to go to work?

Why are you alive?

Do you have a purpose? Are you sure?

[Space1255]

Wrestle a coworker in front of the boss. Make sure you're both naked.

[Becquerel]

Wrestle a coworker in front of the boss. Make sure you're both naked.

dont forget the mudpit

[BluetoothBoy]

what country/state

MO, USA

What do you think of your current state of life?
It's A-OK.
Why do you wake up in the mornings to go to work?
Because I would be failing at doing my job otherwise.
Why are you alive?
Food.
Do you have a purpose? Are you sure?
Yes and yes.

Wrestle a coworker in front of the boss. Make sure you're both naked.

dont forget the mudpit

These aren't even questions. Man y'all are bad at this.

[Rigel]

Can we have happiness without sadness?

Is life all a dream?

Where does it hurt?