roast the above user

[KristoB]

your puns are about as stuff as your name

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[Blahguy300]

Go back to Soviet Russia, you dirty commie forget!

[SubDaWoofer]

Guyblah003 like more hahahaha guypleb1009

[Klarck]

hey i have a few:

thinks that TIS100 is how assembly works
thinks playing TIS100 makes him an assembly programmer
thinks assembly language and machine code are the same thing
ultra-pretentious 1337 h4k3r who thinks he's some kind of loving programming god,
when in reality he's just some dumb kid with a c# book who can type code,
and not even very good code.

bonus:

[Khaz]

[Timestamp]

i think the stuffty toaster meme on his face gives enough explanation of how he is the Swipe Left apprentice of Tinder

[Silboy20]

Must die, more like must pie. MUHAHAHA

[Whackin]

nerd

[dr_pepper]

Dweeb

[Torin]

dr pepper tastes horrible

[TableSalt]

borin' XD

[Merp]

salt is bad for you

[Rigel]

you can't even breathe out of water, brother what are you doing

[News]

i don't know if he can even see this post

[dr_pepper]

What kind of news are you supposed to be, huh? Inside Edition?