Die with 6 Sides

[Mr Queeba]

You wake up from your bed. What do you do?

(Forumers post actions for our person to do, and a die will be rolled to see how well the action is performed).
1 = You messed up horribly
2 = You messed up i guess
3 = The action didn't really work well but at least you didn't really mess up bad
4 = Action works as said
5 = Action works greater
6 = Oh god, the action was performed super amazingly but you probably messed something up in the process

[Ad Bot]

[randomtroll39]

I go out and stop by the gun store to prepare for the bank robbery

[SubDaWoofer]

[Space1255]

Self Delete by jumping out the window.

[Mr Queeba]

I go out and stop by the gun store to prepare for the bank robbery

rolled a 3
you drive to the gun store, but you realize once you're there that you had forgot your license. darn.
you go back home

Self Delete by jumping out the window.

rolled a 6
you somehow magically get a gun, jump out of a window with it, and shoot yourself in the head with it so badly and greatly that you die, but everyone feels sympathy for you
you are dead
reverting to last save...
you are at your house, what do you do?

[Marios]

Eat your breakfast, then go annoy your sister. If any.

[Mr Queeba]

Eat your breakfast, then go annoy your sister. If any.

rolled a 5
you eat a delicious breakfast
you dont have a sister, but the meal makes up for it

[Space1255]

Hurt yourself.

[Peacock]

jack off

[Space1255]

Hurt yourself while jacking off then leave

[Refticus]

jack off then leave while hurting yourself

[Space1255]

Then jack off while leaving.
Basically drench yourself in cum and hug a child.

[Drydess]

nononono don't hug the child that's too messed up
hug your imaginary best friend

[Space1255]

Fine no child hugging
Hug a woman with a jiggly butt on the street
Edit: um rude
Edit 2: maybe I should slow down my posting

[Refticus]

kill space1255 if he posts next