Win the heart of Meta_KnightX 2.0 (THE GAMES HAVE BEGUN)

[Eon]

buy meta a burger or two

[Ad Bot]

[Space1255]

I drown Meta in puppies.

[tber123]

Drop a pickup line on Meta

[Drydess]

give meta a cat

[Regirock]

buy meta a burger or two

You buy Meta 1 burger but is confused as he is eating one right now and doesn't want two
"Uh thanks, Jew."

Inventory:
- 1 "I voted for Bernie Sanders" badge
- 5 pencils
- 2 used condoms
- 34$
-2$

I drown Meta in puppies.

The owner of the joint tells you no pets allowed, and you are forced to leave, Meta doesn't look up and continues eating his burger

Inventory:
- 1 pocket knife
- 4 puppies
- 5 LSD pills
-300$

Drop a pickup line on Meta

You stand there trying to think of a pickup line.
"Are you alright?"
Meta_Knight is weirded out by you now

Inventory:
- 1 unused condom
- 239$
- Book for good pickup lines

[Eon]

eat the burger then ask meta if he/she/it wants a drink

[tber123]

read the book for good pickup lines and try again with another pickup line

[Space1255]

I call in a truck full of puppies and pour them into the joint.

[Meta_KnightX]

give meta a cat

You would of won my heart irl

[Eon]

You would of won my heart irl

oh well there's always rape

[gebenuwell]

i give meta 2 CATS

[TableSalt]

Perform a ritual to show my love for Meta_KnightX.

[Eon]

i give meta 3 cats

[Space1255]

I magically turn the puppies into cats.
I then drown Meta in cats.

[Regirock]

eat the burger then ask meta if he/she/it wants a drink

Meta doesn't want a drink.
"I'm fine you democratic sack of stuff."

read the book for good pickup lines and try again with another pickup line

Please specify the pickup line

I call in a truck full of puppies and pour them into the joint.

The joint owner screams
"YO WHAT THE forget? WHAT'S WITH ALL THE PUPPIES?! IMA KICK YOUR ASS TO THE GROUND!"
-2000$
! Meta is creeped the forget out by you and the joint owner wants to fight you !

i give meta 2 CATS

Since the joint owner is outside beating someone up, you don't get caught.
"I love cats so much! What're their names?"

Perform a ritual to show my love for Meta_KnightX.

Please specify what kind of ritual