Kill Eon Vol.1 (THE SHOOTOUT)

[?Sir Info? 2]

Eon aka Bernie Sanders (or the beloved forum member) is being assassinated by a killer named Solaf Eclaf, a 33 middle aged man to kill him out of political correctness. The forums control the psychotic mind of Solaf. I control himself as I control the police and employees. Without further to do, let the story begin!

"You will pay for this Eon! After all those years in my life where you had tortured and almost killed me, I will get my revenge! As soon as I get my extra ammunition and a tool to breach"
INVENTORY
-Fully automatic Glock 18 with ext mag
-AK-47 with 90 rounds in reserve
12:00 A.M. on June 26,2016



20 minutes later...


"wHERE THE forget IS THE REACTION IMAGE I NEED THE MEMES THIS IS REALLY GAY"

"Uh sir?"
"HOL UP"
"I need my paycheck now, its forgetin time since I need to burn those forgetin weaboos."
INVENTORY OF EON:
-an reaction image

[Ad Bot]

[Eon]

love having a forum game where other users try to kill me
god has forsaken me
also not interested in controlling myself sorry dad

[The Murderous Cop]

punch him in the richard so hard he explodes

[?Sir Info? 2]

punch him in the richard so hard he explodes

you control the killer remember that

[The Murderous Cop]

you control the killer remember that

yeah

[gebenuwell]

bust into those windows and spray some LEAD

[Bow]

Killer: make a grappling hook. Grapple the top of the roof, fall of the building, kick a window. Kill Eon with an ak-47

[Whackin]

hey bub if you wanna kill eon your gonna have to get through me

[?Sir Info? 2]

12:30:Skyscraper

"Fine, you are taking a huge debt from my company. Would love to have you killed"
"yeah right."

bust into those windows and spray some LEAD

Killer: make a grappling hook. Grapple the top of the roof, fall of the building, kick a window. Kill Eon with an ak-47

"Here we go."

"It was time anyway if he hadn't die from kidney failure"

Solaf fires 30 shots in a span of 12 seconds, due to the recoil they hit the money, somehow burning it and kill the asian guy.

Now where is eon, he wondered. An echo sounds like his voice, it says "Now that was a real metaphor!"

hey bub if you wanna kill eon your gonna have to get through me

Suddenly, Whackin appears with his tough guy mood
INVENTORY OF WHACKIN
M4a1 with 60 reserve
INVENTORY OF SOLAF
-Fully automatic Glock 18 with ext mag
-AK-47 with 90 rounds in reserve

[Drydess]

spray some lead-colored paint on whackin's eyes

[tber123]

Dive into the air behind cover while shooting at Whackin

Also shouldn't the assassin be BlocklandBlockoCity

[?Sir Info? 2]

spray some lead-colored paint on whackin's eyes

Using a fire extinguisher and some lead from a pistol you made a spray.

Solaf jumps, and kicks Whackin while spraying lead on his eyes, he suffers a gun cookoff by spraying, hitting Solaf's arm!

Dive into the air behind cover while shooting at Whackin

Also shouldn't the assassin be BlocklandBlockoCity

He then jumps spraying manically, with 23 bullets in Whackin's head, his head explodes!
Yikes, someone inform Whackin that he has a airhead *badum tiss*

Solaf walks outside and puts his hands on his head

He sees Eon's private security team! Oh no!
INVENTORY OF SOLAF
Ak47 with 30 rounds in reserve
glock18 with extended mag
INVENTORY OF PRIVATE SECURITY
G36 x 4 with 100 rounds in reserve
M249 with 300 rounds reserve
12:40 on June 26,2016

[Eon]

vape it up

[Drydess]

use the paint to paint a soda can to make it look like a grenade, then roll it out
then after they realize it's a fake roll out a real grenade

[Marios]

Since you already have your hands on your head, perform ballet moves "accidentally" ending up kicking the front security guard's face and then quickly take cover in the office next to him.