Since nobody replied I had to make this one up.
1:20:Skyscraper on June 26,2016.

Worker: I'm actually *cough* alive?
Solaf: Oop, here's one!

Solaf: Well, that's everyone, I've think I downed Eon, now to kill that son of a-
(note: I have no forgetin idea where blue shirt number 2 went)

Eon: THIS WEEK ON SUNDAY NIGHT WWE IS EON VS. SOME MIDDLE EASTERN GUY I DON'T KNOW
BONK!Location:???
June 27,2016
7:00 A.M.

Solaf: Ugh, where am I

Scientist: You would be at Cloudflare research facility.
Solaf:Oh, so that's where the blf gets their ddos protection
Scientist: And drugs!
Solaf: Wait, what? Drugs?!?!
Scientist: Yes, that's why we brought you here
Solaf: To test?
Scientist: No, silly, we are going to supply you with tools to kill Eon
Solaf: Ah, I see, where are my weapons and why am I wearing this?
Scientist: You see, our truck got blown up by eon's security team and your eyeballs came out, so we did surgery on you
Solaf: Yeah yeah, where are my weapons?
Scientist: Right here sir.

Solaf: With drugs. Gotcha.
Summary of Skyscraper:
You killed most of the employees, making a huge bump in Eon's debt and efficiency. You also injured most parts of his chest.
Rating: B-
INVENTORY OF SOLAF-Beretta Pistol 12/24
-MP5 with M203 grenade launcher 30/450 and 1/8