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Author Topic: Kill Eon Vol.1 (THE SHOOTOUT)  (Read 9988 times)

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Blame it all on critawaket

Solaf: I swear it was not me! There is a mentaly insane man in this building! It was not-
IPS Soldier: Calm down son, lets talk about this in the helicopter before anyone gets hurt.

IPS Soldier: Alright, explain the conflict.
Solaf: My friend, CRITAWAKETS died, so we brought him to a necromancer. He revived him, but he was hyper aggressive and killed the guard. The necromancer grabbed his shotgun and started firing, and that's when it left off.
IPS Soldier: Interesting. Does this "death" have to do with the shooting at Columbine?
Solaf: Well,-

IPS Pilot: Slacho, we got shot down!
IPS Soldier: Oh stuff!


IPS Soldier: Listen, I'll meet you back. Manage to survive somehow, alright?

Solaf climbs on the back wing, to go to the top of the sewage container.

Potatoh: Help me.
Solaf: I got you.

Potatoh: I see your friend in the distance!
Solaf: Hey!
IPS Soldier: Over here, laddie!
*one mile away is something vicious*

Eon: I have him in my sights.
Eon: Send in the units.

??? coming in 1 hour.



Solaf: I'm coming for you buddy!

Solaf: OOP.

Solaf: You okay?

Potatoh: Yep

Solaf sees one of the soldiers dead, so he picks up his M16A3

Solaf: I found our ride!

Person 1: We need to sell this boat

Person 2: But to whom?

Solaf: Hello, we'll be taking this.

Potatoh: Nice thinking.

INVENTORY OF SOLAF
-M16A3 with 60 rounds in reserve




Shoot eon to get it over with then run off and hide

i want to have the honor of killing eon.

rise from the ocean as robo-whackin and attack solaf


b ump
brother please i was going to update.

Sail away
The small, almost broken boat turns into a yacht! Somehow.
Solaf: Climb on!
IPS Soldier: I got my grip!
Shoot eon to get it over with then run off and hide

Potatoh: Hey, isn't that Eon right there?
Solaf: Yes it is!
Potatoh whips out a SG553 he kept in his coat and fired a shot!

Eon: AH forget!

???: I have clear location of Solaf.
Eon: Attack.

Potatoh: Ha. Ha. Ha. I am victorious!
i want to have the honor of killing eon.

Officer: I will have the honor of killing this degenerate named Eon, as I am Blo-

rise from the ocean as robo-whackin and attack solaf
RoboWhackin: SOLAF, YOU WILL PAY AS I HAVE REINCARNATED!

RoboWhackin: Puny officers will not stop me!
RoboWhackin: I'll take down this city with you.
Solaf: Holy stuff, how will we escape.
IPS Soldier: I know a way.

INVENTORY OF SOLAF
-M16A3 with 60 rounds in reserve
INVENTORY OF POTATOH
-SG553 with 150 rounds in reserve

Run off and find the nearest car possible and drive to the sewers.
« Last Edit: June 30, 2016, 06:38:20 PM by Potatoh »

nooooo

Solaf, get my Solar beam, and my minigun!
DAMN ROBOWHACKIN

Run off and find the nearest car possible and drive to the sewers


Eon's private security team shows up, and they are angry!
EON S Unit: Hold it!
EON S Unit: That was a bumpy ride...

Solaf pressed a button on yacht that said OVERDRIVE
Solaf: PREPARE FOR ACTION!
The security team starts firing at the yacht
Solaf: Oh stuff!

Potatoh: I'll take care of this.
EON S Unit: Open fir- AUGH!

Potatoh: What a bloodbath.

RoboWhackin: You failed me, I should make training exercises much longer.
RoboWhackin: I've been tired of your bullstuff, Solaf.
RoboWhackin flips the yacht! Solaf comes plummeting to the ground!
Solaf: Ow, that hurt. We need to go
Potatoh: I have a plan!
Potatoh:
Run off and find the nearest car possible and drive to the sewers.
Solaf: We'll take the Hummer.
Potatoh: Good idea.
Officer BlocklandBlockoCity:
nooooo

Solaf, get my Solar beam, and my minigun!
DAMN ROBOWHACKIN
Solaf: It looks like your minigun and solar beam was wrecked when you were hit. The energy of the solar beam probably exploded.
Officer BlocklandBlockoCity: But can I come with you
Solaf: Alright, get in the hummer, but quick RoboWhackin is done recharging his next command!

Potatoh: THEY FIRED A NAPALM MISSILE, stuff!
RoboWhackin: Engaging Plutonium supplies to 50%

20 minutes later of explosions, fire, and toxic gas

SCREEEECH!
Solaf: We've survived! But with a few little burns here and there
Potatoh: I can't wait to finally rest! It's been 24 hours!

BlocklandBlockoCity takes off his vest, and rests.
Potatoh journeys on a short nap.
Solaf is trying to figure out what to do next.
Solaf: I wonder what happened to that IPS Soldier.

WhackinOS: Removing core parts from upgraded version, syncing IFF tags, validating human body.
WhackinOS: Aimbot activated. Target: Solaf Eclaf. 5 miles away
WhackinOS: I'll reveal his identity to the FBI!
note: Solaf and his crew does not know of the plan Whackin is thinking of, so please don't say
"prepare for the FBI to come" or something like that.

oh hey its bigcity cool