Listen here YOU LITTLE forgetWAD. You don't know stuff about the realities of Airsoft war. Airsoft war is hell. You get separated from your squad. The enemy is closing in on you, and you're down to the last pellet. You've got two options. You turn that airsoft pistol on yourself and pull the trigger, taking yourself out of the game and letting your team down LIKE A pusillanimous individual BITCH, or you go down fighting like a true loving Airsoft warrior!
SUDDENLY YOUR'E SURROUNDED. YOU DO A FRONTFLIP ROLL AND SHOOT ONE OF THEM IN THE SAFETY GOGGLES. IT RICHOCHETS OFF AND HITS ONE OF HIS TEAM MATES. 2 DOWN, 3 TO GO. YOU THROW YOUR AIRSOFT GUN UP IN THE AIR AS A DISTRACTION, AND THAT'S WHERE THE PLASTIC SWORD COMES IN. WHILE THE ENEMY LOOKS UP YOU DO A SPINNY WHIRLY DOO AND TAKE OUT ALL 3 OF THEM AT ONCE. YOUR TEAM WINS. YOUR FATHER IS FINALLY PROUD OF YOU. MAYBE NOW THE REAL ARMY WILL LOOK PASSED YOUR MENTAL AND PHYSICAL SHORTCOMINGS AND LET YOU ENLIST. SO THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK YOU LITTLE CHUCKLEforget. AIRSOFT ISN'T A loving GAME.
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