even though it was actually meant to be a joke people took it literally and thought i actually did it
theres no point in using it against me because its literally just using something someone said on a forum that has no meaning and a event that never happened
What an oddly specific way to deny that. Makes it all the more suspicious!!1!
But yeah I had the chance and decided to take it, sorry for being partially sorry, plus, your reputation at the time (iirc) would make it more believable. However, it's as Ike says:
I guarantee you that if you stop reacting to bag jokes, people will stop making bag jokes

pffff what