would you burn 12 stacks of 100 dollars but you get blown by 12 girls

[Whackin]

not at the same time but
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[Juncoph]

i would drop an anvil on their heads

instant death, no pain because the brain gets forgeted

in fact, keep supplying the puppies

all small animals actually

i will create a machine that consists of a giant loving piston and a plate

it should hit up to 120 stomps a minute meaning $12,000 a minute

[Path]

what if i let the puppies breed and then killed the parents and let the new puppies breed when they're old enough and then kill those ones
1200+ every couple of months

hell i could start a breed n kill service

[Whackin]

killed the parents

puppy only no adult

[Juncoph]

edited my first post

continuing it though, as the profits come in i would hire people to do the pistonpupchucks for me and i would build more pistons until a runaway effect begins to form and the world's iron reserves are depleted by my stomping corporation

by then i would buy out the dominant world oil, food and mining corporations and i would mine to the core of the earth to make more puppy stomping machines

by now some very competent engineers would be under my control, so i would harness the heat created by the pistons to run macerators and blast furnaces which would turn the puppygoo into edible gore and inedible char. the gore would be flavoured and be sold as puppypackets and it would become the world food staple due to the incredible mass production of it outweighing all other food industries combined. other foods would be used as flavouring in the puppypackets.

charpup meanwhile will be used as the dominant fuel in power plants. eventually i will have the resources to buy or conquer all governments.

[Taciturn]

I don't think I would.

I'd kill 12 baby humans for $100 each tho. Especially if they were somehow mentally handicapped

[Clone v.117]

Under the right circumstances absolutely.

[Frequency]

I'm totally down for that

[Daswiruch]

i love puppies but i also love money so i'm conflicted

[Juncoph]

continuing second post which i edited;

having unified the earth as Great Puppysmashia, i will begin space exploration and extraterrestrial mining at a never before seen scale. all acquired resources will be placed towards smashing technology and theoretical physics. eventually, we will have the resources to create an omnidecompiler- a device that can consume any matter and convert it to energy. pistons will be fed to it and it will become the sole harbinger of progress, as a new runaway effect starts. first our solar system is consumed, then the neighbouring ones, and soon the milky way. then the neighbouring galaxies. then the known universe. then the actual universe.

and then it begins consuming dark matter.

eventually, when everything is contained within the omnidecompiler, the big bang happens.

[Maxwell.]

jun loving christ we get it

[Clownfish]

I'd kill 12 baby humans for $2 each.

me

[captin crunch cereal]

i would have a do of

[sir dooble]

only adult baby puppies

[Cavik]

Considering the amount of homeless animals and puppers that get euthanized daily because there's so many of them, I would be helping the problem and getting paid for it. But they're so cute and i'd feel bad so I would have to like shoot them or something so it isn't as personal.