Would you create a topic asking people to do weird stuff or eat a cactus.

[sir dooble]

So I guess you'd puss out on the cactus and would rather hypothetically make hypothetical "would you do it" threads.

Hypothetically I couldn't puss out, as there is no cactus I could hypothetically buy, and so would have to hypothetically make a hypothetical thread asking hypothetical questions to hypothetical people.

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[Lord Tony®]

Dooble you aren't loving trying hard enough. I could be in the middle of alaska and there would still be stores where I could buy a cactus.

If you don't want to eat the cactus then you don't want to eat it. Just admit it.

[sir dooble]

I never said I don't want to eat a cactus (I'd probably shave it then boil it into a soup), I just don't want to buy a cactus. Send me a cactus.

[Lord Tony®]

You have to eat a raw loving cactus with all the needles. Don't try to pusillanimous individualfoot this.

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

i dont wanna eat a cactus

[Lord Tony®]

Sir Dooble is obviously baiting and stuffposting here.

Do we got any serious cactus eaters or hypothetical "would you do it" thread makers?

[Lord Tony®]

Would anyone here make a thread to ask people if they were to "eat a small child or stick them in your ass"

[sir dooble]

You have to eat a raw loving cactus with all the needles. Don't try to pusillanimous individualfoot this.

You never specified that it was raw with needles.

And you've already made a topic asking hypothetical questions (this topic), and you haven't supplied evidence of you eating a cactus (in any state), so clearly you're a little cactus-shy sissy.

[Lord Tony®]

i dont wanna eat a cactus

Then I guess you choose the option of making hypothetical "would you do it" threads like the infamous "eat a small child or stick them in your ass" threads.

[Lord Tony®]

This game is fun, no one is picking the cactus.


Would you guys eat a cactus for real?

Or

Would you make a hypothetical thread asking someone if they will shove a cactus in their butt or shove a jar up their butt.

[Path]

Calm down tony, you're only hypothetically stupid

[sir dooble]

This game is fun, no one is picking the cactus.

That's because you need thick gloves to pick a cactus.

[Lord Tony®]

So no one here wants to actually follow through with eating the cactus?

Better stick to the hypothetical what ifs then.

[sir dooble]

So no one here wants to actually follow through with eating the cactus?

Better stick to the hypothetical what ifs then.

Lead by example.

It's okay if you don't want to eat a cactus though.

[Lord Tony®]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEIeVzb2p_w

This guy does it!