Would you create a topic asking people to do weird stuff or eat a cactus.

[Lord Tony®]

Would you make a thread telling people to do stuff like "dripping cum or shooting cum." "suck a monstrous alien richard, or let the earth be destroyed?" "would you let your dad cum in or on you since you're pretty much his cum." "burn 12 stacks of 100 dollars but you get blown by 12 girls"

Or.

Would you eat a cactus? If so I want to see results. This is not a hypothetical option.

It has to be a raw cactus with all the needles.

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[Maxwell.]

you're gonna have to offer a price man

[Lord Tony®]

you're gonna have to offer a price man

Being viral is your only payment.

So I guess you'll be making a hypothetical thread asking people to do weird stuff for over 100 pages.

[sir dooble]

Those threads should be right up your street, Tony, given you do your own weird stuff to get cheap adult swim swag.

[Lord Tony®]

Those threads should be right up your street, Tony, given you do your own weird stuff to get cheap adult swim swag.

Guess dooble is making a thread asking hypothetical would you do it questions.

[sir dooble]

Guess dooble is making a thread asking hypothetical would you do it questions.

It's only a hypothetical thread.

[Lord Tony®]

It's only a hypothetical thread.

No cactus. Then hypothetically you'd make a hypothetical would you do this thread.

No one picks the cactus.

[sir dooble]

I don't have a cactus.

[Maxwell.]

I don't have a cactus.

get one from your local desert, hand pick it

[Lord Tony®]

I don't have a cactus.

They sell those forgeters at your local Walmart.

[sir dooble]

They sell those forgeters at your local Walmart.

I don't have a local Walmart.

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

I don't have a local Walmart.

come to freedomland

[Lord Tony®]

I don't have a local Walmart.

So I guess you'd puss out on the cactus and would rather hypothetically make hypothetical "would you do it" threads.

[ChappersTeddy]

"Eat a cactus" I know there are circumstances where one must drink the juice of a cactus in order to survive in the desert, and this seems both very feasible and justifiable, but how does one bring themselves to eat one, or even just think "I'm going to eat this spiky, green growth of a plant"?

I don't have a local Walmart.

Do you have a local garden centre? They sell little cacti at most garden centres. My dad has a few.

[Lord Tony®]

The cactus option is not a hypothetical. You have to eat a cactus otherwise you agree you'd stick to making hypothetical questions.

Might as well have someone actually follow through with these "would you do it" threads.