How I almost died in Indonesia and completely destroyed a 5 star hotel room

[Anthony Fuckstick]

- the floor of the hotel room was covered in two inches of water from us trying to make it a swimming pool
- the girl voluntarily drank a cup of my piss
- we got butt naked, covered ourselves in soap and were floor swimming and pushing ourselves around the drenched tile floor
- a lamp was thrown out the fifth floor window into the pool
- we broke beer bottles all over the room and the floor was covered in broken glass that floated around.
- the girl got a blow dryer and was blow drying me and my friends balls for us
- we squirted tooth paste all over the walls and ceiling
- we filled condoms with water and threw them at other people's windows
- I covered my self in shaving cream and walked down the hotel hall naked
- my friend drank out of a boudet
- I broke a mirror with my head
- we covered our balls in toothpaste and acted out the play Hamlet
-this all is happening at 7am

I've never laughed so hard in my entire loving life

[Ad Bot]

[Clone v.117]

Sounds like a typical friday night out in Bali.

[Ronin]

Sounds like a typical friday night out in Bali.

Altho no women were decapitated and floated into the marshes.

[IkeTheGeneric]

I unno, that tattoo's a bit corny

[bigcapitalbaka]

drugs prank [almost died] [savage destruction]

[Trymos]

Remember kids: drugs cause tattoos of corn to appear on you.

This tattoo symbolizes the destruction you have wrought on an unsuspecting building

[Deve]

nice

[Space1255]

Jesus loving christ OP

[The Resonte!]

holy hell op that is one hell of a night

[Anthony Fuckstick]

Take me with you next time

[Nonnel]

If we wanna talk about crazy nights, I once had some lemonade and played sudoku

[Drydess]

don't do drugs kids
unless you're panloveual

[mod-man]

don't do drugs kids

sounds like a fun time op!!!! i m up there myself. tyeinbg this mesaage was a loving bitch

[Anthony Fuckstick]

If we wanna talk about crazy nights, I once had some lemonade and played sudoku

Woah man how did you survive such a wild ride

[Ceist]

this is loving beautiful.