Watch Dogs 2

[randomtroll39]

You two sound like pleasant individuals :) Pray tell me, are you two about 6 years old a piece and think it's the trendy thing to hate on new games?

brother did u read any of the points we brought up?
I can get more if you need

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[McJob]

brother did u read any of the points we brought up?
I can get more if you need

They weren't funny. They weren't legitimate criticisms (unless you're a moron who can't actually see). Your points read like two loving morons who stumble into a movie theatre half-way through the film and start shouting absolute stuff until they get thrown out.

[Foxscotch]

that trailer really looks awful

[Bisjac]

remember if you preorder the super deluxe edition, you get a cool hat to wear in game!

i wonder if they will do that again.

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

start shouting absolute stuff until they get thrown out.

weren't you banned for flaming a few weeks ago?

[Foxscotch]

weren't you banned for flaming a few weeks ago?

twice ;)

[randomtroll39]

They weren't funny. They weren't legitimate criticisms (unless you're a moron who can't actually see). Your points read like two loving morons who stumble into a movie theatre half-way through the film and start shouting absolute stuff until they get thrown out.

They weren't supposed to be funny.

The main character is a weak ass hood brother who kills people with a loving swingball and knows how to hack everything and is with a hacker group known as dedsec who were really edgy last year but now they're all about the dank memes xdddddddd and trolling!!!!!!!!!! but they want to take down the government for keeping tabs on people yes okay. Also they 3d print guns, the only other game to have that was call of duty advanced warfare which was loving 40-50 years in the future. Also this weak ass hood brother can pull off loving wrestling moves like this

on people.

[JBlitz404]

They weren't supposed to be funny.

The main character is a weak ass hood brother who kills people with a loving swingball and knows how to hack everything and is with a hacker group known as dedsec who were really edgy last year but now they're all about the dank memes xdddddddd and trolling!!!!!!!!!! but they want to take down the government for keeping tabs on people yes okay. Also they 3d print guns, the only other game to have that was call of duty advanced warfare which was loving 40-50 years in the future. Also this weak ass hood brother can pull off loving wrestling moves like this

on people.

We didn't even go into detail on the new main protagonist other than how he looks, his agility and melee weapon, yet you're taking a massive crap on the game. It feels as if people are just piggy-backing off of the whole graphics downgrade of the first game. I could care less about how a game looks. Seemingly being the only guy here who's not an idiot and actually played the first game fully; they drastically improved the aspects I disliked in the first game. This is coming from trustworthy journalists who gave their impressions.

Ubisoft literally announced last year that their trailers represent the final product. Expect a few UI/features changed or removed. I have a feeling that 95% of the people here have their heads buried in sand, completely oblivious to the fact that the devs have improved a lot of features. Stuff happens, no need to be a whiny brat over it.

[Kochieboy]

NORMIESSSSSSSSSSS

[Maxx°]

i personally liked the first game
despite its performance issues literally blasting my card out of the water it generally seemed like a good game

[Rally]

F R O G  M E M E !

>tfw no preorders

[McJob]

They weren't supposed to be funny.

Ha ha me and zharthon were tearing this game a new starfish with questions such as "why does the guy with his back turned to you know you're flipping him off and proceed to loving beat the stuff out of you" and "why the forget was dedsec turned from an edgy group of hackers to loving 9gag" also "why is his weapon literally a yoyo"

I know it's really loving hard to see, but I think those are jokes right there...

The main character is a weak ass hood brother

Are you  a cunt or does your Mum just not breast-feed you if you don't say "brother" twenty times an hour? It doesn't make you cool or hip because you use dumb and tired Internet jokes in your apparently "serious" criticism.

Really, are you having a laugh or are you serious? I'm struggling here, mate.

who kills people with a loving swingball

Would you rather a video game where you literally get beat up by everything because your character's strength is realistic to their model?

Also, since you're throwing out the stereotypes here "brother", do you really think you're going to see a buff as forget martial-arts hacker?

and knows how to hack everything

Here's a fun loving fact which I, a Ubisoft PR rep, can officially give you.

IT'S A GAME ABOUT HACKING. NO stuff THE PROTAGONIST WILL BE ABLE TO HACK THINGS.

and is with a hacker group known as dedsec who were really edgy last year but now they're all about the dank memes xdddddddd and trolling!!!!!!!!!!

I'm glad to see you didn't play the first game. I was worried that you were going brain-dead but it just seems like a classic case of ignorance instead.

Also they 3d print guns, the only other game to have that was call of duty advanced warfare which was loving 40-50 years in the future.

Is this a legitimate criticism or what? People are 3D printing guns now. Of course Ubisoft is going to want to touch on current issues in their game which is about portraying some real fears about digital security and the ease of access.

Also this weak ass hood brother can pull off loving wrestling moves like this on people.

Would you rather a video game where you literally get beat up by everything because your character's strength is realistic to their model?

[Insert Name Here²]

Woah there

[Zharthon]

see a buff as forget martial-arts hacker?

yeah ok cool i'd like that much more than to swing a yoyo at someone and manage to knock them out

[Deve]

this game is gonna be a total flop