Blockland Forum's Lousy Attempt at Robbing Stuff: THE STING

[startacker]

It's the year 2019, Annoying Orange is president and a group of unknown heros have come to take back what's theirs. you're all sitting in your hideout, planning to rob the First World Bank

THE GEAR


Weapons from top to bottom

Airsoft B&T MP9- sure it's cheap, and a BB gun, but damn do those sting
Some toy MP5- a neon green toy MP5, the lights and sounds broke, it doesn't actually shoot anything but can be used as a blunt weapon Claimed
Airsoft M1911- came bundled with that MP9, spring-powered and falling apart
Nerf Firestrike- one shot, fires small foam darts one at a time Claimed
Nerf Sledgefire- fires three foam darts at once
Buzzbee Torrent- 12 foam darts loaded like the Armsel Striker Claimed
Airsoft H&K MP7- officially licensed H&K product!
Buzzbee Range Master Extreme- the scope doesn't actually work Claimed
Nerf Hailfire- lots of darts at once in a short amount of time
Nerf Mega Magnus- three shots, but damn the darts it use hurt Claimed
Nerf Blazin Bow- I had to look up the name for this, it's a bow and dart arrow Claimed

There's also this thing

Buzzbee Hawk- bolt-action with 4 dart magazine
Claimed
You also have $10,000 to spend on equipment
If you want to hop in just claim a weapon and vote on a place to heist
I also wrote this at 4 am on my phone so bare with me

CURRENT HEISTERS (Select a weapon to get in here)

Insert Name here

(Neon Green Toy MP5, High Tier Armor)

Jshotgun

(Range Master Extreme)

NotBomberGuy

(MXV-1200, Magnus)

Pastrey Crust

(Firestrike)

kongo

(Blazin' Bow, Nick's shoes)

bigcapitalbaka

(Demolisher 2-in-1)

tber123

(Crossfire, high tier vest)

hotremox

(Torrent and Hawk)

KristoB

(B&T MP9, high tier vest)

Kidalex90

(H&K MP7)

Duck Quackington

(Raider CS-35, high tier armor)

d

(Deploy CS-6, high tier armor)

GEAR
$4,845
8 ski-masks
3 Knockout gas grenades
9 high-tier bullet-proof vests (.45 magnum resistant)
Used Ford Van
Deodorant

SQUADS (Squad name and color can be picked by the leader, color will be applied to members of that squad

Squad Alpha (No color)
tber (leader)
Pastry Crust
Kristob
bigcapitalbaka
Duck Quackington
Notbomberguy

Squad Shoe
kongo (Squad leader)

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[Jshotgun]

ill take any sniper
also where is this bank

[Insert Name Here²]

I claim this gun



What I buy with the 10K

About 20 ski-masks for our entire heist group - $40
3 Knockout gas grenades - $375 ($125 each)
about 10 bullet-proof vests made to stop a .45 magnum at max - $3000
A cheap ford van bought from craigslist to use to transport our guys to the place of robbing - $1500

Total costs - $4915

Place of robbing: The jewel store

[startacker]

What I buy with the 10K

About 20 ski-masks for our entire heist group - $40
3 Knockout gas grenades - $375 ($125 each)
about 10 bullet-proof vests made to stop a .45 magnum at max - $3000
A cheap ford van bought from craigslist to use to transport our guys to the place of robbing - $1500

Total costs - $4915

Place of robbing: The jewel store

Meet one of your (and only) weapons dealer! He's a bit crazy

"Hey there! Here's your stuff! Enjoy!"

"Also, I have a bit more weapons if you're interested!"

ill take any sniper
also where is this bank

I guess you'll have the range master extreme
Also there are two banks, a large First World Bank, and a medium Harvest & Trustee. Both in Washington D.C.

[Refticus]

just go on a genocide crusade lol

[tber123]

First World Bank

[Duck Quackington]

First World Bank

It's funny because PAYDAY 2's 101th update is live

or am I ruining the joke

[NotBomberguy]

TAKE
THE
loving
HUGEASS
ROTARY
GUN

[bigcapitalbaka]

we need the sunglasses for our raid??
are they for sale?

[Pastrey Crust]

Jewelry store. It has "Jew" in it and jews have a lot of money because they're jews.

[Torin]

jewelry store deathwish stealth

[startacker]

Just a quick note, if you voted for a place to heist, please select a weapon, this includes

jewelry store deathwish stealth

Jewelry store. It has "Jew" in it and jews have a lot of money because they're jews.

First World Bank

we need the sunglasses for our raid??
are they for sale?

and others but I'm too lazy to quote everyone.
You have $5,085 left

CURRENT HEISTERS (Select a weapon to get in here)

Insert Name here

(Neon Green Toy MP5)

Jshotgun

(Range Master Extreme)

NotBomberGuy

(HailFire)

Also, it seems like the votes are going more towards First World Bank, if it wins, more details will be brought out.

[Pastrey Crust]

I'll pick the purple carrot under your bed.

[bigcapitalbaka]

i pick that orange gun near that blue chair.................

[WaterOre]

You see that forgetin' deodorant?

Give it to me.