"opinions are like starfishs, everybody's got one." - sun tzu
believe it or not, we are in alignment with our true selves at most when we're on the toilet taking a massive stuff. it is believed by many philosophers that the direction of our stuff correlates to the direction of our life. that means where your stuff lands on the toilet can tell a lot about where it'll land u.......... thats why i made a diagram of the 10 toilet archetypes for U to determine your destiny, all in the convenience of the blockland forums ur home and ur heart.... heh take your bets on where lord tony's stuff will land ......... heh.........
colors correspond with archetype / take one (1) stuff before taking survey
copy pasted from ToiletOracle website:
Which Toilet Archetype Are You?Red - Anarchist AndyBeing an Anarchist Andy indicates independence from social norms and freedom from judgement. Anarchist Andys have a free spirit and are capable of producing unshackled by the bonds of social constraints such as ethics. They are creative and productive peo ple. However, they can sometimes become paradoxically entangled in their own independence, becoming stubborn and close minded.
Orange - Careless CarlA Careless Car has usually leaned too close to the edge to the toilet, and thus his dispense has landed on the frontal slope of the bowl. This can indicate a disconnect from life as represented by the person's disconnection from the toilet. Though one cannot be bound by society, one must realize that they are still part of it.
Pink - Hesitant HarryOn the opposite end of the spectrum is the Hesistant Harry, who has clung too deeply into the toilet bowl. Hesitant Harrys usually have a lot of potential, but are unable to fully harness it due to their paranoia and fear of losing. Thus they land on the very back side of the toilet, unable to progress further not because of any extternal influences but only themselves. Hesitant Harries must learn that life is not a smooth pipe, but a rusted one, which may seem unattractive, but it ultimately leads us to the ocean.
Yellow - Waiting WallaceThen there are the Waiting Wallaces, who have chosen to sit in a similar position as Hesitant Harries but to the side of the toilet. In Japan, it is typical of partners to engage in ボール穴 (Translated roughly to Together Destined), where two individuals in a relationship will simultaneously use the toilet by sitting together on it. However, a Waiting Wallace performs this alone, despite the fact that it is counter effective if done by yourself. A Waiting Wallace, perhaps blinded by hope or their own ignorance, sits in this awkward position waiting for someone to accompany them. While the journey of life is best done with a partner, sometimes doing so with one is not meant for you, and that is okay. A Waiting Wallace must accept this fact of life, and move on.
Grey - Forsaken FrancisDespite all optimism, some simply have no chance in this harsh world. Forsaken Francises are those who are dry from a myriad of causes, some their fault and some not, but the fate is exact. If You are a Forsaken Francis, then it is sad to say that no matter what you do, there is no greater destination. However, where it seems that all hope is abandoned, wisdom is most plenty. Forsaken Francises have great selflessness, using themselves as stepping stones for others to achieve greatness where they failed. When all is lost, that is the best you can do. [u ]Black - Dark L
Purple - Damp DerrickDamp Derricks are waist high in the waters of destiny, sitting in equillibrium between the depths of success and the surface of failure. They represent the average man, ripe with potential, but able to go either way to the path of progression or stay beached forever.
Green - Edgesitting EricEdge-sitting Erics are one step closer to their final destiny, and one step closer to success. But even though they are close, there is still room for failure. An Edgesitting Eric can fall prey to his or her own ego and regress, failing to fulfill his or her goals. It is important that an Edgesitting Eric realizes that even though they are at the final stretch, they must still walk it as determinedly as possible, so that they may taste finality in the depths below.
Light Blue - Success SamuelSuccess Samuels have done it and have reached their goals, whether it is to find a loved one, start a successful business, or simply achieve happiness. They sit in the deepest part of the bowl, their toes engulfed in the darkness below. They no longer have a care in the world or its matters, as they have transcended it. They sit here in the bliss until somebody flushes the toilet.
Dark Blue - The DepthsThe Depths represent the final fate of all man. It is the one kindness that nature shows, as the Depths accept all those regardless of success. Sometimes even, one can start off plummeting into the Depths, without a chance to prove themselves in the fray of society. That is okay, because in the end, that's where it all leads to.
