Macaroni And Cheese looked at the spotty sausage in his hands and felt surprised.
He walked over to the window and reflected on his Smelly surroundings. He had always loved Hot The Microwave with its klutzy, kindhearted kettles. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel surprised.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Hot Pockets. Hot was a hungry bear with brunette abs and ginger warts.
Macaroni gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an articulate, cowardly, beer drinker with solid abs and wide warts. His friends saw him as an enchanting, encouraging elephant. Once, he had even helped a healthy toddler recover from a flying accident.
But not even an articulate person who had once helped a healthy toddler recover from a flying accident, was prepared for what Hot had in store today.
The moon shone like cooking rats, making Macaroni angry.
As Macaroni stepped outside and Hot came closer, he could see the sad smile on her face.
"I am here because I want Top Ramen," Hot bellowed, in a clever tone. She slammed her fist against Macaroni's chest, with the force of 9156 maggots. "I frigging love you, Macaroni And Cheese."
Macaroni looked back, even more angry and still fingering the spotty sausage. "Hot, so they're finally here," he replied.
They looked at each other with shocked feelings, like two damaged, defeated dogs partying at a very splendid wedding, which had reggae music playing in the background and two kind uncles boating to the beat.
Suddenly, Hot lunged forward and tried to punch Macaroni in the face. Quickly, Macaroni grabbed the spotty sausage and brought it down on Hot's skull.
Hot's brunette abs trembled and her ginger warts wobbled. She looked barmy, her body raw like a melodic, muddy map.
Then she let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Hot Pockets was dead.
Macaroni And Cheese went back inside and made himself a nice drink of beer.
THE END
new story; Top Ramen and Lean Cuisine
By; A Freaking Heck
Top Ramen Brand is a busty, blue-balled and top ramen Edible Food from Walmart. His life is going nowhere until he meets Lean Cuisine Brand, a spicy, top ramen woman with a passion for me.
Top Ramen takes an instant disliking to Lean Cuisine and the nitrogen and gas ways she learnt during her years in Target.
However, when a off-brand cereal tries to offer cheetos Top Ramen, Lean Cuisine springs to the rescue. Top Ramen begins to notices that Lean Cuisine is actually rather homoloveual at heart.
But, the pressures of Lean Cuisine's job as a Edible Food leave her blind to Top Ramen's affections and Top Ramen takes up top ramen to try an distract herself.
Finally, when black Edible Food, Maruchan Noodles Brand, threatens to come between them, Lean Cuisine has to act fast. But will they ever find the top ramen love that they deserve?
