So, I suppose Ill go into story time here since this isn't something I actually condone 100% and I feel that I should elaborate..
There's this one kid at my University named Josh who is the most cancerous forget imaginable. Basically, anyone who tries to be nice to this guy becomes his best friend ever because I'm willing to bet everyone hes ever been in contact with outgoingly hates him. Once this happens, he wont let you alone and if your too passive to tell him off, he will begin to chip away at your grades by either unintentional sabotage to work/personal belongings, partnering up on projects that matter and then proceeding to no none of the work required, or by just convincing people to skip consecutive classes to hang out and watch him get drunk or something. Hes a real piece of work, this guy.
Hes roomed with about 8 people in my quarter and so far he's the reason, one way or another, that 5 of those 8 dropped out. He destroyed an entire computer by getting drunk, tripping over the tower, and spilling 3 other loose drinks (of his) onto it and then refused to pay for the damages because, "It wasn't me" despite that I and 3 others watched him run into it. He crashed another roommates car that he did not have permission to take out because "I dont know how to drive standard", and "It wasn't like my Jeep", and also refused to pay for damages. (Court date still pending) etc. etc.
So basically, this is the one person on earth that I have no problems being a 100% starfish to, mainly because he deserves it and has no remorse for any of his thick headed actions. And because no matter now much I tell him I hate his guts, he comes back 5 minutes later thinking were all friends again. Its gotten to the point that most of my professors will back me up on this kid when I chew him out after he does something disruptive in class (which happens quite often might I add)
Also, hes the kind of person who never really got past the "On, I need to shower and put deodorant on every day because I smell like hot garbage" phase most of us had in middle school.
He is past pitying.
