imagine if the forum's events relate to irl

[Damp]

a pretty obscure idea but how would you compare some of the events in the forum to real life?

examples would be like "MASS ADMIN SHOOTING: 17 CHAIN POSTERS DEAD"

[Ad Bot]

[Ravencroft·]

'Child commits Self Delete by stab, authorities questioning local trolls'

[e-maxx]

"Austim levels have increased ten-fold in the past ten years, Scientists are unable to find out why"

[Redconer]

"Blockland has died, again."

[WaterOre]

"Study shows 1 in every 7 people have previously died"

[The Resonte!]

"People banished from society keep crawling back"

[Insert Name Here²]

"Person gets kicked out, gets a name change and no one recognized him for years!"

[Sideswipe]

"Lord Tony is Lord Tony"

[plexy]

20 teenagers found dead for being stupid

[Merp]

"Local shark escapes from aquarium"

[Freek]

presidential candidate freek is leading the polls

[Damp]

officials investigates freeks new watergate scandal

[SuperSuit12]

"Blockland has died, again."

Again? This is like, the fifteenth time at LEAST! Ugh... Get the necromancer before somebody notices.

[Akio-]

new investigation has shown that president freek is cheating on his wife

[gr8dayseth]

president freek is now the coolest dude around town
his secretary of ass maxwell is still the secretary of ass