"Pokeresearch-loving, Claptrap-hating user exiled from Blockland Forums"
"Forum Self Delete epidemic strikes the Drama section, scientists still struggling to find out why"
"Forumer found guilty by Grand Jury of constantly abandoning his projects"
"Chaos on April Fools Day: Forums overwhelmed by never-ending onslaught of anonymous research"
"Tezuni under fire yet again due to claims of abusive administration"
"Multiple Problem Users purged from existence by Badspot"
"Arekan's rant on 'Why We Can't Have Nice Things' sparks Great Debate on private addons"
"The truth will be revealed: Inside man reveals contents of the Fail Bin, existence of unknown Forum Categories like Beta Discussion, Archive-V8, and Cool People"
" 'R/BlocklandIsTerrible' declared a terrorist group"
"Freek currently under investigation for suspected neglect of 'Forumer of the Day' "
"Community Projects finally renamed to Forum Games"
"Entire community shocked at the Self Delete of Thorfin25, memorials held"
"Taboo placed on the 'Ban on Sight' List"
