Author Topic: Blogland: I've forgeted with the wrong person  (Read 2767 times)


if these are legal, get one of these https://www.amazon.com/dp/B014L0WWK0
I have something similar to that called a hestitan keychain. It's pretty handy for jabbing people or giving them a good whack in the dome without causing much injury.

what are the laws regarding knives around there op?

Roadmen? Around here we just call them what they really are, mondays. They lack the mental capacity to reason about a situation logically as your story demonstrates. They're hardwired for savagery, and there's only one way to deal with their kind. You know what to do.

i would never personally use such a derogatory word, but there is a difference between a black person and a monday. these guys are definitely mondays.

I have something similar to that called a hestitan keychain. It's pretty handy for jabbing people or giving them a good whack in the dome without causing much injury.

i'm p sure this can break bone. if they're coming at him with a knife, he's gonna need to break some bones
« Last Edit: June 16, 2016, 05:45:35 PM by hillkill »

Remember the basics of close quarters combat. The second a fight starts, every second you spend swinging and looking is one wasted. Plan before anything starts, take notice of everything - heavy rocks, loose trash, etcetera - any of it will be a useful tool in a fight. The second that they're staggered, either move or get the forget out of there as fast as you can: your focus is on not getting stabbed to death.

The law on knives that you're exposed to results in what these guys have: makeshift weapons and shanks.

These kids are simple as is, trying to embrace chav culture and "play slav" - just keep levelheaded in any fight you get into further on, and keep the teachers in the loop that this is instigated by them, and you're defending yourself to the best of your ability.

pepper spray and tasers are for women. just carry a legal sized knife and odds are people won't forget w/you.
I doubt it's legal to have a knife in UK public schools

i would never personally use such a derogatory word
there's probably some proof to the contrary around here somewhere


there's probably some proof to the contrary around here somewhere
Ya, it's in his own post lol.

I would never call someone a monday, but this guy is a monday.

What?


Tell the police
Now that's a surefire way to get knifed in the gut.

there's probably some proof to the contrary around here somewhere

there definitely is lol

Ya, it's in his own post lol.

I would never call someone a monday, but this guy is a monday.

i meant personally as face to face

Now that's a surefire way to get knifed in the gut.
alright edit just realized you dont have 2 months, tell them your neck is really sensitive and you have a form of some mental disorder and apologize
« Last Edit: June 16, 2016, 06:49:00 PM by randomtroll39 »

they're all coons
use them as target practice they were born for this

bring a gun
Hold on now this isn't America we're dealing with.

Get a bigger knife.  Hell, get a sword.

Hold on now this isn't America we're dealing with.

Get a bigger knife.  Hell, get a sword.
Near-impossible without antique licensing. Anything marketed as a "combat" melee weapon is illegal in England and Scotland.

just bring one of those japanese kitchen chef knives
they'll have the cutting capability of katana assured, banzai!! kawaii emperor!!!