Author Topic: realized I've seen the rise of a meme known as Guy "Flavortown" Fieri  (Read 1037 times)

So big flavortown boy lives about 30 min from me and a few towns over so he's prominent here in the county and y'know everyone knows who he is yadda yadda

but I just realized me and my family have experienced the meme firsthand


I've only seen the Guy (heheheh) driving around a few times, but a while back when my couzzo was young at some family friends birthday or whatever Guy happened to be there bc he's also a friend of the family who's hosting, so one thing led to another and my cousin got a ride to flavortown via a piggy back ride and those twirly throw the kid around in a circle game from the man himself, and was never seen again. nah jk he prob came back covered in garlic fries or some stuff.

then my father-person who used to be a fireman in his city was cooking in the firehouse one night for everyone when out of nowhere big ol Guy walks into the firehouse and says hi to everybody and stuff, and then lanks over to my dad who's just being a sick chef kiddo and is all like "damn what you cooking there that smells good man" in which he proceeded to get a lil slice of sausage and nibble on it and then thank me father person for making such a bomb dish, says bye to everyone then walks out.

I have yet to experience the meme firsthand, but when I do I'll be ready.

also there's Johnny Garlic's like loving everywhere I've never been to one because garlic is loving disgusting like who the forget goes to that stuff seriously it's not even that good.

I'm glad I got a taste of a firsthand experience of the rise of a meme

I'm glad I got a taste of a firsthand experience of the rise of a meme
goddamnit

goddamnit
what, are you gonna start flaming me next because of my pun skills? are you just that kind of guy???

I love Guy's personality. His cooking shows are way more enjoyable than all those other ones hosted by old women and hippies who backpack around asia or wherever the forget trying out local dishes in some run down village's stuffshack

I love Guy's personality. His cooking shows are way more enjoyable than all those other ones hosted by old women and hippies who backpack around asia or wherever the forget trying out local dishes in some run down village's stuffshack

basically this

he's a memer in a world in desperate need of memes

I love Guy's personality. His cooking shows are way more enjoyable than all those other ones hosted by old women and hippies who backpack around asia or wherever the forget trying out local dishes in some run down village's stuffshack

not only that, but he's nice to like everyone

the forget happened to andrew zimmern???
he's nice
he tries out weird stuff though like bull dong

what, are you gonna start flaming me next because of my pun skills? are you just that kind of guy???
you're an absurd person and I hope you realize that

the forget happened to andrew zimmern???
he's nice
he tries out weird stuff though like bull dong
too many bull dongers, last time I saw him it was some commercial on Travel Channel of him jetskeeing through Chicago wearing a tuxedo. I don't know either.


I'm glad I got a taste of a firsthand experience of the rise of a meme
what, are you gonna start flaming me next because of my pun skills? are you just that kind of guy???

i hope realize that the puns you make have a dry dressing to it and have bland taste whatsoever


take me there
you've already been, you just don't know it yet.

follow the scent of garlic fries.

i hope realize that the puns you make have a dry dressing to it and have bland taste whatsoever
loving christ what have I done

i hope realize that the puns you make have a dry dressing to it and have bland taste whatsoever
way to stamp a tag onto my name, it's dess you daft guy

way to stamp a tag onto my name, it's dess you daft guy
young man I will lock this thread

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