fathers day is coming up

[The Resonte!]

tell me forums


what will you do to honor the life of your sperm-life-giver

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[gr8dayseth]

sacrifice him

[Donnies Catch]

fathers day is here but my father isnt

[The Resonte!]

sacrifice him

[Lord Tony®]

I hate these corporation days. They are just designed to increase sales for trivial things but if you don't buy something for someone on these days then you'll be an starfish.

It's a lose/lose.

[Akio-]

my siblings and I chipped in $500 each to buy him an antique cane since he collects then

[gr8dayseth]

h e   i s   n o   l o n g e r   n e e d e d

[RedGajin]

I hate these corporation days. They are just designed to increase sales for trivial things but if you don't buy something for someone on these days then you'll be an starfish.

It's a lose/lose.

or its called fathers day and you dont have to buy anyone stuff, just spend time with your dad
"corporation days" lmao

[Pastrey Crust]

It's tomorrow. I don't have anything because economic crCIA and whatnot.

I was thinking of taking him riverside to eat a bondiola like the good old days.

[joe411]

I got him a bag of coffee beans and my sister got Guy Fieri hot sauce.

[Lord Tony®]

or its called fathers day and you dont have to buy anyone stuff, just spend time with your dad
"corporation days" lmao

Except these corporation days really pressure people into buying stuff.

I would hate Father's day if I ever became a father. If I ever got a tie for father's day I'll hang myself with it.

[The Resonte!]

and my sister got Guy Fieri hot sauce.

THINGS ARE HEATING UP IN FLAVOR TOWN those actually exist?

[Torin]

do i have to celebrate
my dad is a loving prick and abandoned me even though im not black

[The Resonte!]

do i have to celebrate
my dad is a loving prick and abandoned me even though im not black

fathers day gift can be a punch to the face

[TheMrDoors]

celebrate my family reunion because he is dead

im sorry