Author Topic: what's with all the puns lately?  (Read 2710 times)

drydess cat even right now



why must you always liedess
stop you're making me crydess



dry, you're making such a mess
go put on your little dress
maybe learn a couple of puns
even if it takes months
but right now you look like a dunce
with all your little puns
i regret all of this im so sorry forgive me

you comedians and your laughter,
you just gotta wait 'til after,
making your crappy puns,
but, you might just have gotten outdone

i don't even need to see
you try to be like me
even though you suck
you're making such a muck
your brain must be small as a pea
because of course, you are KristoB

oh the bird with his raps
might i say, you've been in some traps?
just stand back and fly away
because right now you're just a delay
even though i'm better
you oughta put on a sweater
it's nice out, why not go outside
oh wait, you don't abide

you and your raps
with your soviet cap
and the beige colored dog
that really looks like a hog
you wanna talk about avatars?
or the big world of mars?
why not work with puns?
instead of your rapped stuns

shush you bird,
go back to your herd,
with your canadian leaf,
no, you're not armed to the teeth,
maybe you should gain a few rhymes,
hell, it'll maybe cost you a few dimes,
you wanna start with those planets?
those pianists over there might help you
they can work miracles
but, your existance is inexplicable
just give up, you filthy dog
who knows, you might just be a prank gone wrong

um excuse me I'm a bird
and bird certainly is the word
so you can bugger off
do something other than cough
because really your rhyming's bad
when you are really mad
and where did the pianist come from?
did you decide to play a drum?
Or would you rather beat your tum
before you go crying to your mum

hey, at least i have a life
it doesn't require much to type
its a bird or a cat, you choose
better not pick now, you'll lose
why won't you give up
honestly, you're like a pup
resilient and won't go away
not like you'll be betrayed
go back to your mom
be held with her palms
maybe go to the mall
go on, grab a doll
it'll be the only thing you'll ever have
maybe it'll be like a whale calve
just scram, you mutt
you better not be cut

It's over man, it's way too late
At this point all it looks like is just bait
But you really have the nerve to go and say
that I am a cat, clawed and gay?
At least I have the dough to get a job
instead of constantly breaking into a sob
It's really is quite a shame,
that you called me a cat, fat and tame
Because I maybe would have let you away
Rather than to be tortured in your stay
It would be a shame for you, and the other men
to meet your ennd, just like enn

what other men, are you gay?
just stay away
birds can fly, can't they?
if so, why won't you go and be so fray?
being fragile is annoying
your friends better not be redeploying
this isn't bait, this is the truth
if you don't like it, just go to the next booth
it'd be sad to see you go
but hey, who can't say no?
im out of ideas and this is amusing

You of all people should know
That rap is taken with quite a blow
It is not to be taken with a grain of salt;
But rather like a ban with an alt.
You are out of ideas, weak at power
So go home and take a shower
Maybe your shame will remind you
That you have been defeated too

quit with your attempts
if you keep at it, you'll be exempt
your rap is meaningless
but it sure as hell isn't reasonless
you cause shame to your family
if you don't, you might as well drown me
so stop being so fearless
are you earless?
let's look for some ice
or, if you want, you could roll the dice
considering your luck, you'll just lose
wheeze and whine, you just might get the blues

OKAY I GIVE UP
:O