Author Topic: fly keeps chasing me pls send help  (Read 1175 times)

i've at least walked this fly out of my room 4 times and it keeps magically coming inside

the first time it flew out, i sprinted to my room and just as i was about to shut my door, the fly flew in a small crack of the door when i closed it.
second time the fly flew out, i loving shut the door. after 10 minutes later it magically came into my room
third time it flew out, it did the same thing

what the actual forget is happening, do i attract flies or some stuff because i just took a shower but im pretty sure flies arent attracted to shampoo smell
(i dont have a fly swatter, so i have to resort to my sandals)

get like any spray and it will (probably) die, better if it's bug spray or the most harmful spray you can find.

get like any spray and it will (probably) die, better if it's bug spray or the most harmful spray you can find.
im starting to think this fly has mystical powers or some stuff because it keeps disappearing whenever i lay my eyes on it
(edit: it keeps flying around my ears and disappearing, i swear to god this fly is messing with me)

Get a bottle of hairspray and when you see the fly, loving drench him with it, like use half the can. If you do this it'll prevent the fly from flying then you could toss him outside / kill him

you can clearly tell this fly has magical powers, and you have to learn how to use them to your advantage.

Get some deodorant and a lighter, burn the motherforgeter.
                   

You don't have any old plates/bowls, or cans of cola, or mugs, or bins full of rubbish in your room, do you?
If so, it may be attracted to that.

Slather yourself in Drano and when it tries to land on you, it'll be poisoned.

Get some deodorant and a lighter, burn the motherforgeter.
                   

STOP IT

THE HUNTER NEVER CEASES TO CHASE ITS PREY

lure it into your mouth and eat it

take another shower

Get some deodorant and a lighter, burn the motherforgeter.

Challenge it to a fight in the ring

lure it outside and then run back inside

lure it outside and then run back inside

Clearly this fly has magical capabilities so I don't think this is an option