Ok if you can't have a better time IRL with your friends than you can sitting at your computer, then you need some closer IRL friends. No one can EVER convince me that online interaction is better than IRL interaction. I would almost go so far as to say it objectively isn't.
No I was commenting solely on your comment. Specifically:
how is it not? its not hard to rent hotel room for a day or two lol
well, you'll get the time of your life if you go streaking
followed by some vacation with community service
Sorry but real life stuff with friends > computers alone any day.
EDIT: SORRY I COULDNT FINISH MY PC JUST RANDOMLY STARTED UPDATING TO WIN 10