Scenario: A time traveler appears out of nowhere and tries to assassinate you

[Willymcmilly]

>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place
>Let her sleep on the bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up.
>Ask her if she's ok.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Ask if she needs a ride home.
>Tell her to take care.

[Ad Bot]

[Frequency]

but is that during or after your death

[Willymcmilly]

but is that during or after your death

it's post-meme

[Frequency]

it's post-meme

you won't be able to meme in hell

[SeventhSandwich]

>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place
>Let her sleep on the bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up.
>Ask her if she's ok.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Ask if she needs a ride home.
>Tell her to take care.

the original is too funny not to post here

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[Death The Kid]

Well people, 6 billion may be plenty but lets think about it.. We know the beginning of the 2030's is when our world's overpopulation is becoming more and more of a problem-8.5 billion. By 2050 Humanity is at 9.7 Billion people. Thus almost a century later from now; In 2100, World population will be around 11.2 billion. The UK by 2100 would be at a population of 82M. The USA at 450M. China amazingly yet, expected: 1B. Another World War must of broke out for this to happen and YOU in the scenario are a future dictator. YOU are Riddler Yet, failed just as the Axis did back in 45'. Half of the world is dead because of YOU. I don't know which War this was but it sure as hell wasn't WWIII Because WWII is soon to come in our lifetime. This imo sounds very reasonable and is one great hell of a paradox. Anyone agree?

[some random idiot]

its actualy physically impossible since time is just an illusion by our brain that "explains" movement (which means that if everything stood still at the same time, you can say that time has stopped, but it would continue as soon as something moved), therefore time travel is impossible since time doesnt exist. BUT, if time actualy existed the way us humans think it does, meeting a time traveler who claims these things, there is no way she could prevent it, because the future comes from the past, and you can't change the past, practically the only thing you would have to do is doing whatever you want, since time "knows" what your mind would be thinking and therefore you believe you are doing something freely, but your actualy not.

holy forget this was hard to explain

well, my point is, some people say the past doesnt exist, and some people say the future doesnt exist, but i say time doesnt exist at all.


gg

[Death The Kid]

its actualy physically impossible since time is just an illusion by our brain that "explains" movement (which means that if everything stood still at the same time, you can say that time has stopped, but it would continue as soon as something moved), therefore time travel is impossible since time doesnt exist. BUT, if time actualy existed the way us humans think it does, meeting a time traveler who claims these things, there is no way she could prevent it, because the future comes from the past, and you can't change the past, practically the only thing you would have to do is doing whatever you want, since time "knows" what your mind would be thinking and therefore you believe you are doing something freely, but your actualy not.

holy forget this was hard to explain



gg

well, my point is, some people say the past doesnt exist, and some people say the future doesnt exist, but i say time doesnt exist at all.

That being said since she can't kill you, now you know of your future and are closely alert of your actions knowing your a threat to life. Minus you banged her organs out..

[some random idiot]

WAIT HOLY forget I FORGOT SOMETHING!

WHAT IF YOU KILLED YOURSELF?? THAT COULD END THE UNIVERSE!

[Death The Kid]

WAIT HOLY forget I FORGOT SOMETHING!

WHAT IF YOU KILLED YOURSELF?? THAT COULD END THE UNIVERSE!

I'd stay alive as long as possible until my death bed: old age. Then, forget you all world ends, universe cools down and darkens worse than your Hershey's bar.

[Foxscotch]

a dead man can't kill 6 billion people tho, so what rulebook are u followin'

well stuff this means that i'd be alive when there's lasers and time machines

he said you are the reason they died, not that you killed anyone yourself
you could just start what is a completely harmless movement that, several hundred years from now, grows into something else and leads to this "genocide"

[Zloff]

ok so how big is this stick

[Clownfish]

miss you are from an alternate timeline which the 6 million have already been killed and killing me will do nothing to stop it because you are no longer in your own timeline anyways and if you go back the 6 million will still be dead so if you want the 6 million to infact not die you're gonna have to stay here and wait and see who's gonna kill the 6 million here if at all
also im gay give me your laser pistol before I slam you with this toolbox that is totally not a stick

[man1912]

ok so how big is this stick

Long and big

[Sebi]

kill myself because all the ghosts in hell would make fun of me for being killed by a girl so forget that


Self Delete is best option