i'm lazier than tablesalt
Clothing & Gear
Headgear: bowler hat tbh
Upper Garment: bulletproof vest under a shirt
Lower Garment: some jeans
Footwear: hiking boots and socks
Accessory: Sunglasses on top of those sunglasses
Accessory: tinyass gun in my sock
Weapons
Primary Weapon: bayonetted silenced ar 15
Secondary Weapon: dual 9mms
Melee Weapon: machete, i'm decently good with blades
Inventory
Backpack: idk what it's called but i have a decent sized backpack
Item 1: water bottle
Item 2: box of this stuff that i have that's like a small biscuit for one meal
Item 3: laptop that i stole from some random dude
Item 4: charger for the laptop
Item 5: Spare sunglasses
Item 6: Lint
Miscellaneous
Vehicle: motorbike
Stronghold: iunno calpoly sounds pretty good
Sidekick: nobody god loving dammit the last thing i need in a zombie apocolypse is another person
Soundtrack: stuffty disco to keep other people away from me
Final Boss: no clue
i've put a lot of thought into this before if you can't tell